The name is Zack. This is my fantastically awesome blog. It's just a conglomeration of cute animals, cute guys, Harry Potter, Pokemon, drag queens, and basically anything else I love/find entertaining. Feel free to stick around a bit and take a look. I promise I won't bite, unless you want me to.
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me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off
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rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
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being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.
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sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth
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Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*
Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
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Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever
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Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.
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The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed
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David and Patrick + unexpected encounters with the exes
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People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?
People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK
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