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"Wow, Tab really let himself go. Doesn't surprise me though, he did always love the booze. Serves him right if you think about it." 

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PSA

((Just, to the community as a whole, before you unfollow someone for not cutting their posts, could you at least tell them about it and how to do it? I am coming across so many new rpers that don’t even know about this practice and are so confused as to why they are losing followers. 

Be a decent human being and give them a friendly heads up about it, if they still don’t afterwards or tell you to flip off, then do whatever, but at least give them a warning out of courtesy, yeah?))

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ask-aim-the-arbnine replied to your post:I feel very insecure about it as I have never made...

(im sure you’ll do great!)

[Thanks xD I dunno though, but yeah, I already followed you just a minute ago btw.]

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It was too late. Brodie was already immersed in his game and paying no attention to the blond. If I can just get past this stupid pipe, then I will be that much closer to... His mind trailed off a bit as he concentrated heavily on the game. Odds were good that he was going to regret this but at this point he didn't even care.

"Uh-huh…" Blaise didn’t look too convinced. In fact, he looked over Brodie’s shoulder to get a look at what he was doing. Flappy Bird? Really?? Was Brodie absolutely serious? Apparently so, and to be honest Blaise hated that game. He may or may not have gone through two or three phones because of it. "Brodie, Brodie, no. Don’t get addicted. Don’t be like me-."

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I feel so much better now that I am RPing again. YES

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"I ain't into playing games. I just need to play this one to prove how dumb it is." And to beat my high score, his minded finished as he picked his phone up. "I didn't hear you come in either, freakin' ninja." Cracking his neck a bit, he proceeded to start up the annoying game once again. He wasn't enjoying the game, he just couldn't allow his score to go unbeaten, that was normal right?

Blaise let out a huff, wrapping his arms around the other male after the phone found it’s way to the ground. He was curious to know when Brodie got into stupid app games you can download onto your phones and shit like that. “When’d you get into playing games? And, I’ve been sitting here for a few minutes.” He stated, probably looking a little annoyed for being ignored.

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The blond opened his mouth to whine then, throwing himself onto the taller male as if that would help distract him from his ‘little problem’, “Oh come on Brodie.This feels really weird. I mean, I don’t think this is normal. It hurts and I really don’t feel like touching myself, okay?”

The taller male couldn't help but burst into an uncontrollable laughter at this point, "I... can't breathe.... this is just... too funny..." He managed to get out between his ongoing laughter. 

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Brodie said nothing at first, too immersed in his game to even acknowledge the other's existence, until the small bird in his game smacked right into an obstacle, instantly causing him to lose. "Dammit, what the hell is with this stupid game?!" Growling to himself, he chucked his phone on the floor and turned to face Blaise. "Oh? When did you get here?"

Blaise eventually willed himself to look up to see that Brodie was indeed sitting on the couch, tapping at his phone’s screen. Curious, the blond moved over to get a look at what he was doing, purposely leaning on the male to distract him from whatever it was he was doing. Then, raising his voice slightly, the blond decided to be a little shit, asking,—

"What’re you doin’?"

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Send one of the following for my muse's reaction (Medical Edition)

"And here I thought erections lasting four hours or more were a myth."

"I’m telling you, honey and cinnamon cure everything."

"This is going to sting."

"Don’t swallow that.  It’s a suppository."

"At this point, how is your liver even still functioning?"

"I hope you’re not scared of needles."

"So, uh, does a vibrating dildo stuck in the ass warrant an emergency room visit?"

"You’re running a fever.  Get back in bed."

"Don’t tell me you’re afraid of doctors."

"No, urine does not help jellyfish stings and don’t you dare unzip your pants!"

"I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson about inappropriate uses for vacuum hoses."

"Stop scratching or I’ll duct tape oven mitts to your hands."

"You won’t feel a thing."

"I made you chicken noodle soup."

"It’s just a finger prick - don’t be such a baby."

"The pregnancy test is positive."

"Have you tried drinking out of the wrong side of a glass?"

"Does that hurt?"

"Trust me, I’m a doctor."

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"And here I thought erections lasting four hours or more were a myth."

"Oh I can assure you they are not. Uh, why...do..you... oh." Brodie glanced over the blond and chuckled. "I see... that you... have a problem." He couldn't stop laughing, not even bothering to offer any assistance. 

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At first Brodie didn't even hear Blaise come through the door, he was far too invested in his current obsession to even bother to look up. Recently he had become obsessed with this new game on his phone, and frankly he couldn't be bothered to do anything else at the moment. Normally he absolutely hated stupid phone games, well at least he said that he did, in truth he always had to try them to prove to himself how stupid they were. I mean come on, tapping a bird over and over again was the most ridiculous thing ever right? Groaning, he leaned back on the couch, saying nothing as the blond shuffled over.

Ah, yes, the blond was just going to casually walk through the door and collapse onto the couch once he somehow managed to shuffle over to it. It was then he began to groan inwardly about how much he hated his job as Admin at Team Magma, and how there was too much goddamn paperwork for his liking. He had little to no idea that Brodie was sitting there on the couch, nor did he really care. Though he would have liked to know what the other male was up to all day.

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Send me "I'd totally fuck you" to see my character's reaction

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Totally made a personal, if anyone wants it just let me know and I will message it you to. Yes. Be warned, it is totally not to be taken seriously and neither am I.

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I can't stop wishing I was an Angry Bird, with feathers and a beak. 

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Reblog if I can send you random questions and talk to you.

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I found you. *cue evil laughter* 

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The Key of Awesome! : Adele PARODY

OMG I love this so so much.