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Terry Pratchett: here’s this funny incompetent cowardly wizard who keeps getting into trouble, not much depth to his character b–

me: my son and also me, he’s acespec, he’s arospec, he’s bi, he’s trans, probably autistic, also those traits you meant to be funny? symptoms of mental illness, I have an intricate web of headcanons for his backstory and his future, my city now

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Also I should mention that yesterday I said “Ankh-Morpork’s favorite son” and then went “oh my god, Young Sam is Batman” and then wrote it down in all caps so I wouldn’t forget, as Meghan pointed out that this probably only lasts 2-3 weeks in a fit of teenage rebellion while his parents are on vacation before Vetinari calls him into the office and threatens to tell his dad he’s been fighting crime as a vigilante. Dragonman only exists for less than a month and nobody (other than Jenkins, the Patrician, and probably Angua) ever know who it is.

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Prehistoric humans practiced dentistry. Specifically I know of cases of preemptive tooth removal, mainly to combat lockjaw but other teeth may have been removed too. Removal of teeth somehow rarely leads to infection, unlike cavities/caries!

Likewise, the collection that I work with has a large number of people that died from dental problems! Dentistry is fuckin important yo

Tooth Infection: Can literally kill you and wreck your overall physical health. United States: Dentistry is a frivolous cosmetic luxury which we should bar the poor from having. To even have access to a dentist should be a sign of affluence akin to some forms of plastic surgery. How else will we laugh at the poor and their disgusting toothless mouths which showcase how inferior and uneducated they really are in comparison to our pearly-smiled perfection? 

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My name is Vimes And wen its nite, and wen I tuck yung Sam up tite I moov the urth to keyp my vow. I rede the buk. Where Is My Cow?

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i’m supposed to feel bad for the military? i don’t

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all things considered i think golf is actually the most vile & colonialist sport

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now i wanna learn welsh

as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

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no cheese shop would be safe

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I’m here! I’m queer! don’t get used to it, I’m going home soon I hate parties

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Watching tonight’s episode of GoT

So far, this D&D session sucks. I feel like the DM really didn’t balance these encounters at all.

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Me: I kinda want to get into comics, but I don’t know where to start, and the reading order guides are overwhelming so I probably won’t bother.

Also me:

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i’m a simple bisexual. i see a pretty person, i [aggrieved noise]