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[fazent-corporate-offices]

Dearest Erik,

We’re unsure of your inquiry.  Are the Animatronics performing poorly?

No further instructions.

Sincerely, 

Please FW To: Silver Parasol

RE: Animatronic Anatomy

Hi there,

I recently got an email from Ness, and I was concerned about her response. I don't know if I'm allowed to ask, but is she okay?

I almost got a response to my inquiry before her demeanour changed, but I'm mostly concerned for her wellbeing.

Regards,

Erik.

Hello Erik,

We're unaware of anyone here named Ness, nor are we aware of any employees at any of our outsourcers.

This may have been an erroneous email sent in an attempt to scam you.

What was your question? We're more than happy to assist.

Sincerely

Fazbear Entertainment

[fazent-corporate-offices]

Please FW To: Silver Parasol

RE: Animatronic Anatomy

Hi there,

I recently got an email from Ness, and I was concerned about her response. I don't know if I'm allowed to ask, but is she okay?

I almost got a response to my inquiry before her demeanour changed, but I'm mostly concerned for her wellbeing.

Regards,

Erik.

Hello Erik,

We're unaware of anyone here named Ness, nor are we aware of any employees at any of our outsourcers.

This may have been an erroneous email sent in an attempt to scam you.

What was your question? We're more than happy to assist.

Sincerely

Fazbear Entertainment

[fazent-corporate-offices]

Hi,

I'm a security guard at the Lauderdale Lakes location. Just got a question.

Are the animatronics supposed to have dicks? Like, fully functioning prosthetic genitals?

Every night I work, they come for me, and then they cum for me.

Please advise me on what to do with this situation.

Sincerely yours with a very sore ass,

Erik.

Hi there Erik,

This is Ness, from Silver Parasol. My manager forwarded your email to me for some reason?

I'm.. really not sure what to tell you..? I'm just here working on the Fazbear Special Delivery/Fazbear Funtime system? Your situation sounds, like, really upse

It's fine. We're fine. You're fine. Everything is fine. Go back to work.

Send my deepest love to the Springtrap in your life.

Warmest Regards,

[fazent-corporate-offices]

ReQUeST tO REquISITioN aNImaTRoNIc rESKiNNiNg eqUipMEnT. ReqUESt to REquISiTIOn ANimaTRoNIc EnDOSKelEToN RepAIr EquIPmENt. PromPt DElIVerY RequIReD.

Hello there Technician,

We're requesting your ID number, as well as you to come to our Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rentals. Please do use the elevator down to the lower level Control Module, enter the vents to your right, and navigate your way to the right wall where you will find a door.

Stand there and await assistance.

Sincerely,

Fazbear Entertainment

[fazent-corporate-offices]

Hello there!

My name is Stan, I'm the store manager at the Lauderdale Lakes location in Florida. I've recently been collecting old Afton Robotics branded animatronics from auctions and abandoned Fright locations and bringing them to my store for repairs. Some of my coworkers are expressing concern about this, especially regarding one that seems to malfunction and injure anyone who tries to work on him.

I apologise for not consulting corporate sooner about this, but I suppose I should ask now. Do you have any issues with me doing this? I figured free animatronics wouldn't be a downside.

Regards,

Stanley Oaks.

Hello there Mr. Oaks,

We'll take the charmander.

Thanks,

Fazbear entertainment

[fazent-corporate-offices]

What do you do with old animatronics you don't want anymore I'd happily take em off your hands I've never had a robot as a friemd before

Hi there,

Thanks for contacting us here at Fazbear Entertainment.

Our animatronic characters are treated just like our staff; part of our family.

When they break down to the point that they no longer function, we will disassemble them slowly, and use their parts in newer, more functional attractions.

Nothing goes unused here at Fazbear Entertainment.

Sincerely,

Fazbear Entertianment

[fazent-corporate-offices]

We are noticing another company called 'Restart Restorations' around, and they supposedly have a tech that is an animatronic. We tried to purchase this animatronic for use, but 'Laura Cooper' would not sell him. We did hire him, and submitted are photographs *inserted are photographs of a mountain lion animatronic repairing video game cabinets and other equipment* We state this as we believe this company would be of interest to Fazbear Entertainment. ((Yeah it's crazy but I tried))

Hello,

We here at Fazbear Entertainment do not currently outsource our work. As all of our animatronics are proprietary we like to be sure our maintenance staff have all been appropriately trained via our rigorous training programs.

We may, however, be interested in the animatronic character.

Please let us know who to contact.

Sincerely,

Fazbear Entertainment

[fazent-corporate-offices]

Why do you tell rule-breaking employees that you'll assign them to the night shift? What's so wrong with it? Are the animatronics murderous at night?

Hello there,

Thanks for contacting us here at Fazbear Entertainment.

We assign our employees to the night shift based on company needs. Night shifts are also a good place for some employees to be placed, when taking into consideration their ability to work with the public.

We here at Fazbear Entertainment want all of our employees to work in the best possible position for us.

If there’s anything else we can do for you, you know how to reach us.

Sincerely,

-Fazbear Entertainment

[fazent-corporate-offices]

Us endoskeletons gonna take off our costumes, run around, and throw pizza. Freddy's nose is fun to honk by the way. Why must we be in suit anyways?

RE: Internal maintenance memo

Please be sure that the electric shock systems are working properly, and corporate employees are alerted when robots are acting haywire.

-Faz Ent

[fazent-corporate-offices]

Greetings Fazbear Entertainment. What should I do if Freddy Frostbear is booked for a Christmas party?

Hello there,

Thank you for contacting us here at Fazbear Entertainment.

If Freddy Frostbear is booked for a Holiday Party, simply attend that party. You will be able to spend time with our festive animatronic at that time.

We do hope this answers your question!

Sincerely,

Fazbear Entertainment

[fazent-corporate-offices]

Dear Management,

I'm employed in in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza's branch located in [redacted]. I work the day shift, and I'm enjoying every second of my job so far! However, there is an issue my manager seems to ignore. I've noticed the 'toy' animatronics... 'staring' at me and my coworkers. They work just fine, but in no time they stop and lock their plastic eyes on anybody wearing the company's uniform. I've reported this suspicious actions over and over again to my manager, to which he replied with "oh haha they just do that". However, I find it quite unsettling. Is this a possible malfunction or something else?

Best regards,

- Katherine

Hi there Cathrene,

Thanks for taking the time to contact us here at the corporate office.

We would like to assure you that the ”toy” animatronics just do that.

If you find this behavior unsettling, we would be more than happy to assist you in moving to the night shift. You won’t find this behavior from the animatronics at night.

Sincerely,

Fazbear Entertainment

[fazent-corporate-offices]

Employees,

We here at Fazbear entertainment know that the past year has been a difficult one. We’ve lost* many of our best staff members, and with our restaurants reopening across the country, we’re hiring!

We’re offering competitive wages**, benefits***, and all the free pizza you can eat****!

So grab a uniform***** and come on down! We’re eager to have you join our Fazbear Family******!

* they moved on to other jobs, definitely did not get mangled and crammed into an animatronic

** competitive to the other employees, remember - discussing compensation is a fireable offense

*** a paycheck at the end of the week

**** one slice. that’s all you can eat

***** the cost of the uniform will come out of your paycheck

****** we’re a company, don’t get too attached

[fazent-corporate-offices]

Tax Season is upon Us

Employees,

Please remember that should you be questioned about your pay, company profits, or have any inquiries from the IRS, please remember that you are not authorized to talk about Tax issues, and refer them to corporate offices.

If they threaten you, please plea the fifth, and contact your personal lawyer promptly.

[fazent-corporate-offices]

[text] ... [text] New Phone, who’s this?

Wrong Number

[text] someone broke in and stole his xbox last night. I’d feel bad if he wasn’t such a dick, instead it’s just hilarious.

[fazent-corporate-offices]

[text] Hello {NAME NOT FOUND}, We deny any wrongdoing in this matter and we would denounce any employee that committed such a heinous crime. On that note, Freddy Fazbears is hiring! We have perks such as “health care” and an XBox in the break room!!

Wrong Number

[text] someone broke in and stole his xbox last night. I’d feel bad if he wasn’t such a dick, instead it’s just hilarious.

[fazent-corporate-offices]

Slorp slorp here I come.

Hello... employee?We’re not quite sure that you should have used enough butter to make slorping sounds. Ah, please... be sure to use a mop before the day shift arrives. We wouldn’t want to have any more butter related incidents. Sincerely-Fazbear Entertainment

[fazent-corporate-offices]

Just read the how to interact and were golden! *not responsible for what happens to you, even if you do. We here at Fazbear Entertainment make no promises.

Reblog this if I have permission to come into your askbox IC at any point if my muse has a question for yours.