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HES LEARNING

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Me after the a 10th cup of coffee ☕

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Stan Twins + similarities

Bonus:

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Hahahaha I love having stayed up till 3:00am for nothing 😭 whatever screw me I guess

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Every single time there's a technical difficulty smh

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HE SAID ON DISCORD IT'S NOT HAPPENING TONIGHT 😭😭

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Waiting….waiting…when the stream goes live I’ll be waiting….

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Captain istg it's 3 am and we NEED this stream

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How I woke up in the middle of my surgeryyyyy and I watched them botch myyyyy heart

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In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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It's always so funny when i see lines in books or fanfiction like "He made a mental note..." Because how???? Someone would trust their brain?? Like that???? That it will just REMEMBER everyday stuff??? Or is it just me who has to note EVERYTHING or i will most definitely, instantly forget

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Fauluew oh vhejistru

THE WHAAT

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

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Viewings are so weird if you think about it.

It’s like hey can I rent out this room to show off my dead person?

Yeah I’m gonna invite all these people they used to know so they can look at them and talk about them.

Glad this is normalized and not something someone would overthink!

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a new movie released here and long story short - the male lead dresses in female traditional wear in a song. And I overheard someone saying, "he changed his gender for a song"

it was So Hard to not laugh because

a) that is not how that works. even if it did, you have no business saying that

b) i would changed my gender for a packet of chips.

i would change my gender for free.

let me change my gender.

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The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

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If you ever feel like you must be the most unobservant person in the world, remember: I once spent half a year failing to notice that my new favourite restaurant was a money-laundering front for the Ukrainian mafia.

(I didn’t think anything of it at the time, but in retrospect, the fact that it was always dead no matter the time of day - I think the busiest I ever saw it was five people, myself included - well, that should have been a tipoff. Also, the waitstaff kept calling me “Mr. Prokopetz”, which I had assumed was just part of the restaurant’s gimmick, but given that “Prokopetz” is a Ukrainian surname, I’m now force to wonder whether they’d thought I was, you know, in the business. I just liked the pierogi!)