ill shove a hot poker up trumps ass and he'll thank me. eyler | 19 | bassist [ Dep. OC | Penned by Grey ]
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its been a long ass time. evidenced by the fact that i can braid my damn hair now
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i come online, i update my age, i mass reblog shit and then i run out of shit to do on here for entertainment.
but im fucking bored so someone entertain me
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Everlong - Foo Fighters (The Colour and the Shape, 1997)
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never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice
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Tumblr is advertising arson to me, apparently
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literally every single thing I’ve ever said since day one has been dramatic I have to talk that way or I’ll die
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good morning portland!!!!!! 🌸💖🌸💖🌸
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YES i’m gay. YES i have a vampire fetish. NO i don’t know my times tables. we exist.
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gratiosus:
very good. what are you gonna study?
and also. did it? what happened? it looks normal on my end.
“very good” dont you sound so proud. music production and probably some other minor shit but i want to learn the business, while also getting a degree in ANYTHING in my back pocket as backup. not that im really going to fucking need it and yeah it like shit itself and popped back up shit we already cut and i had to retailer it it was a bitch
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sometimes people really make me regret my logging into tumblr experience and i commend them
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I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard
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gratiosus:
you say that now…. oh shit dude, congrats! any college plans?
yeah. that was always in the books and shit. trying to enjoy my summer before that hell though edit: wow this post fucking broke
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eyngerissuez:
thanks ! what the fuck would i do without you ?
sleep in a smaller bed, for starters.
like i couldnt just get myself a bigger bed
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vulcate:
eyngerissuez:
typo. shut the fuck up
sounds fake but i’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.
thanks ! what the fuck would i do without you ?
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vulcate:
eyngerissuez:
then why the fuck even ask i havent managed to roll my eyes into the back of my head but talking to you on here might help me accomplish it yet ! now thats true love
did you always space your punctuation or are you plagiarizing my typing style ?
typo. shut the fuck up
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vulcate:
ah, i see. come there often ? just kidding i already know the answer to that.
then why the fuck even ask i havent managed to roll my eyes into the back of my head but talking to you on here might help me accomplish it yet ! now thats true love
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