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what do you call a male cow?

a cowboy

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Is there anyone where I can ask them to write a poem for me about something and they do it ? 💀 like as a hobby or something ?

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Aerial Pruning Skills

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i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages

chick (english) - baby chicken Schnecke (german) - snail/slug sild (danish) - herring fıstık (turkish) - pistachio тёлочка (russian) - heifer ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow

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tumblr is the only website where users can inflict psychological torture on each other, my mutual just reblogged like 50 posts of sherlock gifs in a row. and im powerless to stop him. what can i possibly do, unfollow him? don't be ridiculous

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

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This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me