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im never deleting tiktok

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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

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Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

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debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

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what is his problem does he have a disease

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it's so beethover / we're so bach

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mojave yuri ^_^

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THE SHRIEK-LAUGH THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS UNREAL AND SCARED MY POOR DOG OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP

ALEX HIRSCH YOU DELIGHT ME MORE EVERY DAY

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I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me

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the gravity falls revival we deserve

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something interesting is happening on the nexus this week

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I never thought I'd say this but here it is!!

The long lost Gravity Falls "Next Time On," reel has FINALLY been found!

This right here is what made this show happen and the reason why every new Disney cartoon also has a next time on reel. GF's last big lost media hunt is over!

Alex Hirsch said that he was okay if this ever was to leak. So, if this goes down, blame Disney!!

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words bill cipher has now canonically said:

bastard (twice)

sex (as part of "plansexual")

slay (twice)

polycule

freak and freaky (in regards to the reader)

himbo

the phrase "Get Gatsby'd, sucker"

he also said he fucked my mom

what am I supposed to do about that does anyone have any advice

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artist rendition of what my mom just walked in on

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can you imagine the conversations they would have