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Who else can see Andrew Keenan Bolger and Scott Bixby portraying Churchtarts? 

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Closeted Gays Playing LIFE like...

I spun a four! One, two three... Stop on a 'Get Married' square.

Parents: "You're getting married! Put a husband in that car!"

*Puts another pink peg into the car... oh-so subtly*

Parents: ...

Me: Everyone this is my wife, Gertrude.

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I have tons of prompts I'm sorry I havE LOTS OF FEELINGS. Elder Poptarts sleepyodels and Elder Price has to help an exhausted Elder McKinley wake up Poptarts. The next morning Poptarts doesn't remember anything but Connor and Kevin have a moment of "omgosh this loser"

"That's it. I'm going in there." "No! Best friend, you can't!""Oh, yes I can.""But he's a good singer!""I don't care! I need to sleep!"Kevin Price marched out the door of he and Arnold's bedroom, eyes red and puffy. Temple garments clung to his skin, hair mussed out of tangling his fingers in it out of frustration for hours on end. The tall Mormon marched down the corridor with unkempt determination, following faint notes knit together floating from behind Elder McKinley and Elder Thomas's bedroom. The door burst open, and Kevin flicked the light switch on, breathing heavily, eyes crazed. "The yodeling has got to stop."**Elder McKinley woke with groggy eyes, attempting to shush Kevin from his place in the bed he and Poptarts shared.Chris Thomas slept soundly, a little smile on his face, and he pursed his lips, letting out a light 'Yodel ey eee...'"What the FUCK is this?!" Kevin motioned wildly to little Poptarts, who snuggled into the sheets with a lightly sung 'ooooooooo'. Now THIS really woke up Elder McKinley. He flung the sheets off him and stumbled out of bed, flailing his arms wildly at the other Mormon. Connor jammed an index finger into Elder Price's chest, standing on his tiptoes to reach the taller man's height, "You be quiet now!" He snapped in a hushed tone, "He has a lovely singing voice and-""Okay, okay OKAY-" Kevin interjected with rasped yips, raising hands in defense, "Can you make it stop?" He motioned to Chris with a sweaty palm, who was yawning while heehawing, 'Yodelooooo, yodeleeeeee...'"I... No..." Connor admitted, and blushing rubbed the back of his neck, "But... It's kinda like a lullaby once you get used to it.""I can't sleep." Kevin said hotly, crossing his arms, nodding his head in the direction of Poptarts, who hugged Connor's pillow and exhaled a long 'Leeeeeeeeeeeeee' into it, "He's a sleep yodeling Poptart-consuming freak. And he needs to stop.""Don't call him a freak!" Connor spat, lightly slapping Kevin on the arm, "He's a beautiful angel, and his singing voice is superb!"A snork followed by a 'Whupeewhuhooey' snapped the boys' attention to Chris, who was still fast asleep. "You can't tell me you don't get sick of THAT." Kevin whispered, a little sweeter this time. He huffed out a laugh as Connor sighed and combed his fingers through his hair in defeat. "Okay, you got me Elder," The redhead sighed, peering up at Kevin with puppy-like eyes, "Unless we wake him up, I don't know how to stop the sleep yodeling." Kevin's lips contorted in thought- a look that almost entranced Connor, and Kevin was already at the side of their bed as the redhead sleepily leaned in for a kiss. "Whu-?" Connor mumbled incoherently, falling forward as Kevin dashed to the bedside. Kevin, meanwhile, stood maliciously over Poptarts, rubbing his palms together. 'Yodel oooo... Yodel eyeyeyeyyyyy...'"Elder Price, no!" Connor yelled, reaching an arm up drowsily from his place on the floor, "Just... Just go to sleep, please..." He rolled up in a ball on the floor, rocking back and forth. 'Yeleedledeee...'"Little poptaaaaarts...." Kevin cooed in a singsong voice, eyes crazed. He cracked each of his fingers and cracked his neck, before preparing the tickle initiation. Before he could lower his fingers onto Poptarts's stomach, Connor leapt into his mission companion, rolling them both in the sheets and curling himself over Chris protectively, all the while repeating 'Turn it off' in his head. "Nooooooo!""Get OFF him Elder McKinley!""No!" "OFF!""That is NO WAY to speak to your district leader!" "Yeah?! Well I don't-""Uh..." Chris stirred from beneath Connor, smiling sheepishly at his district leader, "Can you... Um... Get off me... Please? Maybe?"Connor scrambled off the little blonde, and Kevin backed against the wall of the room. The two men shared the same look of panic, while Chris rubbed his throat. "Gee, my throat feels weird. Maybe just morning voice?" Kevin tried to hold back laughter, "Uh, yeah.""Oh," Chris turned to Kevin, waving a little, "Hi Elder Price! What are you doing in our room?""Oh... Uh, nothing." Connor covered his mouth, hiding a laugh under a cracked smile. Chris ran his tongue over his lips, grimacing, "Augh, my lips are all chapped too. Sore throat and chapped lips? Blugh. I guess I just slept weird."Connor and Kevin both shared a look of 'We take this to our graves' as they bit their lips and simply nodded. "I'm sorta hungry," Chris squeaked, hopping out of bed, "Hope y'all slept well! The Poptarts await me!" He charged out the door, rejuvenated and ready for the day ahead. As soon as the little guy made his way out, Kevin and Connor burst into laughter, the idea of their sleep disturbed by yodeling far behind them. (I'm baaaack in the posting baby! Haha hoped I pleased with this silly little McPriceley one-shot. Sorry for the lack of fanfics and one-shots too, heh, school has just begun for me and it is a total shitshow haha. Anyway, had a buncha fun writing this prompt. Thanks for reading! ^-^)

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((im so sorry))

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Mcpriceley please? :) One of them (Idc who) tries to flirt with the other by doing the bend and snap from legally blonde. The other elders are confused.

((One-shot time! Thanks for the prompt, I had such a fun time writing this! xoxo))It was about time Kevin Price noticed Connor McKinley. About gosh darn time. So Connor was going to do what he did best.Musical theater the way to Kevin's heart (with the help of some hip-hugging pants).Bracing himself for the many rules he was about to break, the flamboyant district leader buttoned up some sparkly pink sweatpants he had sewn from some leftover fabric, testing it's tightness over his dancer curves in the mirror of him and his mission companion's bedroom. He smiled at himself, tousling his feisty red hair from it's usually contained and neat state. He shook his head, placing his hands on his hips and grinning in pride, "Gosh darn Elder Thomas, if this doesn't win his heart then what will?" Elder Poptarts appeared from the poor excuse of a bathroom they shared, and stepped behind his companion and standing on his tiptoes, whispered into his ear, "Go to him.""I will!" Elder McKinley squealed, shaking his companion's shoulders excitedly. He skipped down the corridor as Poptarts watched from the doorway, dabbing at his eyes with a tissue. "All grown up," the little elder murmured, "My little boy about to seduce his first man."Connor slowed his skip to a slow walk as he entered the living room, fading his wide smile into a neutral frown almost. Every other elder except for Elder Price, who had his nose buried in a three-week-old newspaper his mother had sent him, were caught up in a game of dominos on the floor. The men in the room all looked to their district leader as he walked in. He cleared his throat and nodded professionally to them, "Elders, continue your game."A few of them exchanged the same confused glances, but continued to play dominos, much to the relief of Elder Cunningham who was (as he stated) on a roll. "Elder... Price," Elder McKinley changed his tone of voice and he sauntered over to Kevin, who peeked up from his newspaper. "Do you have a mo?"Kevin knit his eyebrows, baffled, "Scuse me?""A moment," Connor restated, pleased at his musical theater references. He certainly wasn't going to forget about THIS boy...Connor stretched his leg across Kevin's lap nonchalantly. "What is your opinion on my new pants?"Kevin widened his eyes, gazing down at Connor's flexible legs, "I... Uh... Wow..."Connor chuckled, waving him off, "Well I'll tell you one thing... They're very easy to move in! Would you like to see a demonstration?""Uh, aren't you demonstrating right now?" Kevin managed to say, motioning to Connor's outstretched leg, laughing forcefully.Connor laughed, "Oh Elder Price, you're so funny! I like that." He added in a saucier tone, removing his leg (much to Kevin's dismay, although he would never admit that!).Connor cleared his throat, running a hand through his spiked hair and turning around so that his ass was almost right in Kevin's face. A blush creeped onto the brunette's face, and he licked his suddenly dry lips. "Uh... Elder..."The redhead prepared himself and then lowered his flexible upper body before exclaiming, "Bennnnnnd, and snap!" And doing exactly that. "Uh, Elder McKinley your-"A few of the other elders playing dominos on the floor whispered to each other in confusion, and Elder Neely slapped Arnold's arm and told him to shush as he laughed out loud. "Bennnnnnnd and SNAP!" "Elder Mc-""Don't stop me, Elder! I'm trying to focus on the perfect Delta Nu bend and snap!" Elder Church shook his head threateningly at Kevin, "Don't ruin it. Enjoy the show for goodness sake.""But, his pants split!" The brunette interjected. Connor was bent over, about to bend and snap again, but shot up as the room went silent at this, a fierce blush painting his cheeks. He cleared his throat again, untucking his shirt and trying to smooth it over the apparent split in his new pants. "Well then..." He nodded to Elder Price, swallowing his nerves, "Thank you for your time."He walked out of the room, incredibly embarrassed, and Kevin couldn't help but smile as he left. "What is it, best friend?" Arnold asked, picking up a domino and tossing it into Kevin's lap to get his buddy's attention. Kevin crossed his arms, grinning madly."Elder McKinley is one sexy guy." ((So there it is! Hope you enjoyed! I absolutely love Legally Blonde, it holds a special place in my heart, as it was the first show I got a named character in. Thank you lots for this prompt, I hope it met your expectations. Also, I added in a Thoroughly modern Millie reference too, cuz hey... Why not? Hope you like it Xoxo))

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Omgoshness!!! Congrats!! Xoxo

Thank you so much for 200 followers!

Oh my gosh I can’t believe it! Thank you xx ((Oh my gosh I can’t believe it! Thank you all for sticking with me here… I know the blog has really turned itself around recently (At least for me anyways…), so i’d love to thank you guys get again for supporting me and sending in all you lovely asks. Once again, I love you all (Feel free to talk to me at any time honestly i will chat about bom for hours), and stay awesome :D))

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Thanks guys!

Many thanks to all who sent me one-shot prompts! I will be off tumblr for a week, as I am heading up to the mountains for a family reunion. When I get back, be prepared for some requested one-shots and fluff! I'll try to write all of them :) Love, elder-pride

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Elder Price (singing to General Butt-F***ing Naked)- I was going nowhere in a hurry, til' him.

*casually transfers to Orlando after getting a testament shoved up his arse*

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The Signs as BoM fandom things

Aries- Kevin’s Minion Kink

Taurus- Nic Rouleau Rhymes

Gemini- “I am disgusted, I’m revolted. I dedicated my entire life to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get?”

Cancer- Every dinner needs a sidekick

Leo- Connor trying to kiss Kevin during the transfer scene

Virgo- ChurchTarts

Libra- Avenue Q Parallels

Scorpio- *Shouts into the night* GAYYYYYY MORMOOOOOOONS

Sagittarius- “More to the point, why do you let bad things happen to me?”

Capricorn- Singing every part of Hello! by yourself

Aquarius- The Daddy’s Boy Video

Pisces- The Bee of Mormon

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Prompts y'all

Hey all! Tumblr has not been working on my laptop, as my brother downloaded some stupid virus (Heavenly Father why do you let bad things happen?) I don't have the app since my phone is so stinkin' old, so I'll try to post one-shots from my phone. But, Please, do prompt me! I love writing fluffy, gay one shots :)

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Book of Mormon meets The Hangover

Time for another total trash crossover! I finally watched the sheer hilariousness and fabulousness in which we call 'The Hangover' last night and something sparked. Elder Cunningham would be Alan (I mean seriously, it's so freaking perfect, right!) Elder McKinley would be Stu (Just a much more gay Stu, minus the drunk stripper marriage) Elder Price would be Phil (Hell, the looks. The attitude.) I can totally see these BoM characters as the Hangover guys!

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Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Elder Mckinley and i’ll be singing “Gayest Video Ever” from The New Normal.

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The heat makes you see things…

…It’s not as if i’ve thought about it before…

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A day in the life of musical theatre trash

*wakes up*: "Ive always been a morning person, a morning girl hooray!"

*walking down the stairs*: "On the steps of the PALAAAAAACE!"

*cleans the house*: "It's the hard-knock life for us!"

*hears the doorbell*: "Hello! My name is Elder Price!"

*pulls out car keys*: "And your ring ooooooooof keys!"

*backs out of the driveway*: "Go Greased Lightning you're burnin' up the quarter mile!"

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Good Boy Gone Bad- McPriceley Fanfiction- Chapter 2

((Chapter two of Good Boy Gone Bad... Enjoy! Looking for chapter 1? Just click the tag “elder-pride’s fics” or “elder-pride writes good boy gone bad”)

Chapter 2- Takin’ A Chance!

After an impromptu cluster of festivity, the Elders and Ugandans broke off, waving their good-byes and good-evenings. Poptarts smiled as Kevin spoke to Arnold and Naba, and Connor almost squealed out "OTP" as Naba pecked Arnold on the cheek and departed with her father, who hardly seemed to notice.

Arnold said something to Kevin before squashing him in a huge hug and running to catch up with Naba. Kevin at last was alone, he just stood there watching Cunningham and Nabulungi walk off hand-in-hand.

"I'm gonna talk to him." Elder McKinley finally said, squeezing Elder Thomas's arm. He swept to face him, blue eyes tinting off the African sun, dimples crinkling at his cheeks. Elder Thomas smiled, "Okay, buddy. Just... Be wary of what you say to him."

"Oh, I will! Not to worry, pal!" The gleeful redhead replied, bounding up to Elder Price.

"Ah, hey Elder Price!" Connor tapped the tall and well-built brunette on the shoulder. Kevin swiveled around and a smile broke out on his face at sight of the redhead. "Hello, Elder McKinley!" He said, unearthly cheery.

"I uh... Just wanted to tell you that, as your district leader, it's- well it was rather courageous of you to say that word!" He bit his lip nervously, blushing like mad.

"O-oh, uh. Thanks...? Just... Really had to get that out there I guess! Now's just the time to-"

"Let all our feelings out?" Connor suggested, nudging Kevin's arm with his elbow. Taking a moment to realize he was quoting the phrase he had sang previously, Kevin let out a laugh. "Yeah! Yeah... I guess so!"

Connor smiled sheepishly, rocking back and forth on his toes. "Well, I just got something to say, too..."

"Oh, I know Elder McKinley."

"...Huh?"

Kevin snaked his arms around Connor's waist, his body dangerously close to the befuddled (and slightly turned-on) redhead's. His lips lingered close to Connor's as he said, "I can tell when someone's into me, Elder."

Elder McKinley peered over Kevin's shoulder to see if Poptarts was watching... Nope. Just an empty lot in front of their dorm. Good, he couldn't let Elder Thomas see what he was about to do to Elder Price.

Swept over with obsession, Connor smashed his lips against Kevin's, tasting coffee on his lips (no wonder Kevin was so energetic and otherworldly!).

The brunette was a bit taken aback- he was going for more mysterious and sexy... Not this. No no no, things had to go his way.

Price pulled away from the kiss, and tipped his head forward, brushing his lips against the shell of Elder McKinley's ear. "Not too soon." He whispered, before nipping at the lobe and walking away. Just like that.

As Kevin walked off toward their mission house, Connor tried to gather what just happened, and moaned out the words,

"O-m gosh. He's. So. Hot."

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It can also be McKinley Monday, can't it?

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It's McPriceley Monday! (D'awwww)