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Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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In my last drawing Zagreus wasn't killed by Hades, it was a banana peel

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A snail is like if an octopus was a mushroom

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now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

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t rex was about to eat the dead triceratops but nobody was around and it tasted the leafs just to see and he realized they were pretty good. and he was like wow ill stop being the bad guy and eaating everyone and everyone was like wow t rex its been millions of years but you finally turned a new leaf haha and then the sky got red

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Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

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Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

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classic

part 2 / part 3

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more nonsense

part 1 / part 3

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<:D

part 1 / part 2

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(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

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tweets like this are my pet peeve. just throwing silly words together in a way that’s supposed to sound hyperspecific but does not in fact evoke anything recognizable

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stupid