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From the somethingawful forums, the live thread when 9/11 happened

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i want to be the opposite of an influencer i want to use sex appeal to discourage people from buying things

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the prince in cinderella is so funny and, frankly, stannable. NO screen time. his father has more character development than him. the duke has more character development than him. so does bruno lucifer and alllllll of the mice. he’s in love at first sight but DOESNT REMEMBER ANY DETAILS ON WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE. he HAS a foot fetish. he didn’t even THINK to ask cinderella what her name was. and he himself has no name

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nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

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c_bandmanday | do not edit

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Onision is suing Chris Hansen and trying to get an emergency protection order to make it so Chris Hansen has to leave him alone but there's two things wrong with this.

1. Mr. Hansen was never notified of this, which he should have been legally, so they're trying to get it thrown out.

2. If they can't get it thrown out, and this is imperative, Onision, AKA Greg Jackson, AKA James Jackson, is going to represent HIMSELF in front of the judge. As far as bad ideas go, this is the most.

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hey you know how wearing clothes that show a lot of skin, particularly showing too much of your chest or midriff or ass, generally get someone labelled a “slut”

well by that metric, why are plumbers not notorious for being one of THE sluttiest professions

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