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Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 3.08 “Lovers Walk”

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Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, can I take your order?

*ominous tinging sound effect*

Azula: Yes, I’d like a decaf black coffee, please.

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*wakes up* aughh i dont wanna get up out of bed yet ):

mike from breaking bad, stepping out of my closet: here's what yer gunna do. Yer gunna get up. Yer gunna make coffee, 2 spoons of sugar, a pour of milk. Yer gunna take it downstairs and scroll online fer an hour to wake up. Next, this is important, yer gonna shower. Then, yer gonna head to work. You got it?

me: yes mike, thank you mike

*he dematerializes*

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when u don't feel anything but u also actively feel like this image

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what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch together

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I dont want to be rude, but Pedro was right 😂😂😂

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i like to pretend i'm an intellectual but in my heart the 3oh!3 taio cruz ke$ha katy perry avril lavigne lmfao nicki minaj cobra starship rihanna cascada britney spears lady gaga era of music reigns supreme. ipod touch with the cracked screen type beat

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being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

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Razzle dazzle ‘em and they’ll never catch wise.

CHICAGO (2002) DIR. ROB MARSHALL

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And u gave… the countriest bitch in the group… the country genre

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you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy

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drumstick ice cream cone ending explained

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"I could fix him" whatever. I could beat his ass.

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it truly is just food water gerard way image nowadays

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Spinning through a darkened sky — a colder star, a brighter eye.