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Went on a first date today. She got dizzy after she vaped too hard and faceplanted while running in the crazy golf course. Gonna keep dating her.

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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

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D - Darkness, Daniel Deluxe

I - I Love You, Woodkid

Z - Zombie Barricades, The Company Band

Z - Zombie, The Cranberries

Y - Yuve Yuve Yu, The HU

T - THAT'S WHAT I WANT, Lil Nas X

O - On Melancholy Hill, Gorillaz

U - Under Attack, Skindred

C - Crowbar, Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes

H - Holy Diver, Dio

S - Step-Grandma, Salvatore Ganacci

T - Tigerlily, La Roux

O - Out Ta Get Me, Guns n' Roses

N - Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na), My Chemical Romance

E - Equal Rights, The Lonely Island

Rules: pick a song for each letter of your URL and tag that many people.

Tagged by @sailforvalinor, and thank you this looks like fun!

Remember and Proclaim (Andrew Peterson)

All I Ask of You (Jackie Evancho)

Innocence (Nathan Wagner)

Níl Sé'n Lá (Celtic Woman)

I Still Need a Savior (Billy Sprague)

No Strings (Ed Sheeran)

Take Me Back Road (Tim & the Glory Boys)

How Great is Our God (Chris Tomlin)

Everything Sad is Coming Untrue (Jason Grey)

El-Shaddai (Amy Grant)

Voice of Truth (Casting Crowns)

Endlessly (Amaranthe)

Not Alone (Red)

I'm an Open Road (Paul Brandt)

Never Leave Your Side (Sam Tinnesz)

Good to Be Alive (Skillet)

Hoo boy, can I think of sixteen people?

@griseldabanks @kraytwriter @kingofattolia @catkin-morgs @clawedandcute @nerdychristianfanboy @steampunk-archer @sergeanttomycaptain @smhalltheurlsaretaken @scribblermerlin @authortobenamedlater @stainedleather @mrtobenamedlater @mrgartist @get-loved-nerd @a-fount-of-blessings (Ignore if this is a repeat tag. Unless you want to do it again. Up to you. :)

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had a terribly romantic nightmare where i was a corpse reanimated by sentient worms and tried to get back to my lover/best friend who regretfully killed me again at my request to release me from my torment and ensure they didn't meet the same fate. woke up feeling nauseously upset.

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"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

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from what I've seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no "ethnic" grandparents, unearned sense of confidence

"customer success ambassador" at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate's degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase "pyramid scheme," no sense of shame

part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.

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penises are soft, excerpt from fucking trans women #0 by mira bellwether

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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

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Rorschach's Journal: July 25th, 2023

Paw Patrol yogurt carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst bottle. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

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paleo shower thought: depending on your definition of bird, birds existed before tyrannosaurus rex did.

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Whenever I remember water exists I chug an ungodly amount of it.

Fellow ADHDers, how do you stay adequately hydrated?

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sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

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