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When you fall really danm hard for your freinds crush and you think he likes you to because he was like dropping bombs of hints that he likes you but you want to keep you friend and he is like 14 when you are 11 and you are trying not to have a panic attack on tumblr but failed ahhhhhhhhhhhhh 😭😭😭😭😭
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I just created this awesome song: 'The Way You Jump (The Insecure, Anxious And Sleepy Girl Song)'
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I just created this awesome Christmas song: 'A Funny and Dead Inside Nonexistent'
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Omgoodness I made your day
Festive Photos Of Dogs Ready For Christmas
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So I was opening a bottle of tea...
And I could not get it opened so I tried to use my mouth yah know like an idiot and I busted one of my teeth loose and came home and looks in the mirror and not only was it loose but it was chipped and i already have like serious dental issues so like HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
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I am dieing lmao 🤣
I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
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You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Dr Seuss. (via korauniverse)
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not all hero's wear capes the people at chipotle dont
Liza koshy
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if you understand how funny this used to be like it
ADAM
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