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*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One
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why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts ladies as well?
like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steel ??? diamonds ??
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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH YEAH
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The Internet is calling out Iggy Azalea’s lack of talent — and she pretty much deserves it
Iggy Azalea might be the last joke of 2014.
Azalea already faced some backlash from the hip-hop community when Azealia Banks slammed her for ignoring black issues. But now the ire of the Internet has turned against the Australian-born rapper for what appears to be some less than creative musical work. And they’re doing it in a hilarious way.
In a recently unearthed video from 2013, Azalea stopped by the Sway in the Morning radio show to spit some rhymes. But when host Sway asked her to freestyle, she said she couldn’t rap anything to the “hood ass beat” provided and opted to do some a cappella. There’s only one problem: What she sang turned out to be a cut from her track “New Bitch” that had already been recorded.
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2014, aka the year everything hurt but somehow i didn’t die
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have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me
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you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal
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Its hard for people without depression to understand when some days that just dropping a cup of water will bring you to tears because they think oh this is just one little thing but you see it as oh my god I can’t even get water without fucking up and now I’ve made a huge mess I shouldn’t even try
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I DONT THINK YOU GET IT
IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW A SET AND TELL HER
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*hears one second of sound from a harry potter movie* are you watching harry potter
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*removes cute emojis from your name in my contacts cause I don’t like you anymore*
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Things we should bring back in 2015
"groovy"
"far out"
"bitchin"
"can you dig it?’
"stick it to the man"
"righteous"
"catch my drift?"
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