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yeah i'm pretty inactive im an old man i cant use a computer

but i too am taking a break until everything clears up my weak elderly heart cant take this stress

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if that post gets as many notes as the one where i discovered steven was gay and i told everyone how he got rocks stuck up his bum when he was a baby then 

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iM LAUGHING REALLY HAR DWHY IS MR STONE ON THE RUN IS HE A CRIMINAL

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i’m laughing so fucking much

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I LOVE YOU SECOND DADDY!!!!!!!!!

i love you too.........

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YOU'RE GIVING ME DEVON CORPORATION?!?!??!?!?! YES PLEASE!!!!!!

i am so proud of you my second son

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hi second daddy!!!

hi second son!!!

would you like to take over the company because steven is too busy sticking rocks up his bum??!

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true longing….

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Saturn's diary ((EDIT 11/28/12 This story is really, really stupid.  I wrote it Freshman year.  The only reason I'm not deleting it is that a lot of people seem to like it. 8I)) ((I had to.  XD  WARNING: some minor cussing and yaoi is in here.)) Dear diary, Today we stole some meteorites from Veilstone City.  It was nothing big, really, but I had been watching the whole first season of Glee in my room at Headquarters, and when Cyrus called me for that mission, well, frankly I was pissed.  PIIIIISSED.  But, it was Cyrus, so of course I said yes. So, OF COURSE, there had to be complications.  These losers in white uniforms with Rs on them came up to us and started reciting some stupid motto to my grunts and I.  As I said before, I was pissed because of no more Glee.  So, I threw out my Toxicroak out and WHOOPED THEIR ASSES.  It was pretty hilarious, but I had to keep my commanding image and not laugh any.  We had to leave pretty quickly, because my hair needed to be geled, and FAST.  My perfect blue horns were starting to sag ((no, if this sounds pervish, it's not--his hair looks like blue horns)). Of course with my luck, there were even MORE complications.  These re-re kids came, and were being all retarded and saying stuff like, "OH NO, YOU CAN'T TAKE THOSE!  WHO ARE YOU?  YOU'RE NOT GOOD!"  Dear Arceus, it was annoying.  So made Toxicroak shoot a dark pulse at them.  But one of the kid's damn pokemon countered.  I was NOT HAPPY.  For some reason they struck me as SOOOOO STUPID, I decided to tell them our plan of creating a new universe, but told them it was a waste of time to explain it all, since it would take like…four hours, with their tiny minds and everything. Anyway, ANOTHER complication: the police chick comes, flying up, like, 50 feet in the air on her motorbike.  I was, like, praying that'd she fall and maybe die, but it didn't happen.  Aw.  And then she repeated the whole, "YOU CAN'T TAKE THOSE METEORITES!  YOU'RE GONNA COME WITH US IN HANDCUFFS!"  Oh, no she didn't.  And then she was all like,  "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!  YOU'RE TEAM GALACTIC!"  Well, she seemed to be the only one with an IQ level.  I made Toxicroak shoot another dark pulse, but the retarded kids just ganged up and stopped it.  I was getting like…MEGA ticked. And then my ugly Toxicroak started to stare at one of the older kids' croagunk and…it was weird.  I only have a Toxicroak because it's the most ugly ass pokemon ever, making me look more pretty.  Once again, my hair NEEDED to be geled, so I just asked all my grunts to send out all their golbat and attack while we got away.  The kids were being retarded again and were all like, "WHAT POKEMON IS THAT?"  IT'S.  A.  FREAKING.  GOLBAT.  THEY'RE /EVERYWHERE/. One of the especially annoying kids told his Pikachu to use volt tackle on some of our choppers, and I swear, that pokemon's level was over nine thousand.  We lost TWO METEORS.  After that, I decided just to retreat. As soon as I got into my chopper, I immediately started applying gel with my emergency gel kit.  It was a CLOSE CALL. So, yeah, even though we didn't get all of the meteors, it wasn't a COMPLETE waste.  Sure, Cyrus might chew me out, but, as long as I get to see him in person, I'm happy.  I think…I think I'm gay, because whenever I see Cyrus…yes...  But, I sort of like Mars too…I don't know.  I'M CONFUSED! Dear diary, Today we stole the Adamant Orb.  It was pretty easy, stealing it from another one of those police chick.  For no reason whatsoever, I said to myself, "All according to plan.  The Adamant Orb is now ours."  I said it so hotly that the grunt flying the plane asked to make out with me.  I declined, because she would probably wreck the plane if she took a break from flying it, PLUS I don't like the whole Grunt and Commander relationship.  Ewww. So, we started spying on the Celestic Town Research Center to see when we could steal the Lustrous Orb.  Dammit, those retard kids were there again from the meteor incident.  NOT HAPPY.  So, anyways, I was doing my spying thing, talking a little back and forth to Mars, when out of my binoculars I saw CYRUS WALKING TOWARD THE CENTER IN A SUIT.  I sort of...lost control temporarily. "DEAR ARCEUS, THAT'S ONE FINE MAN!" I exclaimed as he walked past and started talking to the retard kids.  The grunts looked at me with a total, "...WTH?" look.  I...started banging my head against the wall, saying the heat had gotten to me and I was then trying to compose myself. So I continued to watch him intently for about...eh...four minutes.  But then he went inside.  Sob.  So, while waiting for orders, I pulled out my PSP and started to play a digimon game.  I wish I had a MetalGreymon, then I could REALLY whoop pokemon ass.  Of course, it's JUST a game. So I got bored with digimon and started to write this.  Oh yes, another thing concerning my...problem from the last journal entry.  I do believe I AM bisexual, because Mars recently made out with me, and I sort of liked it.  Erm, the grunts are now asking what I'm writing, I'm afraid I'll have to close out for now... Ok, so--FINALLY!  I got an assignment--Cyrus telling us to move in.  YAY-YAH!  TO THE CHOPPER! Woooow, Saturn.  Really?  I had NO IDEA you were gay.  I'm SOOOO telling Cyrus now.  By the way, don't ever leave your diary out on a random balcony.                                                                                    -Mars OH DEAR ARCEUS.  DID I REALLY LEAVE THE DIARY OUT ON THE BALCONY?!  Mars found it...what do I do...I'll have to smooth this out later. Anyway, back to what happened: so we got in the chopper, and later floated down on our awesome chopper ropes.  I looked like a blue-horned angel, no doubt.  Anyway, we were using this device that, when broken, causes an extremely bright light.  The grunts explained this to me as we came down, but, oh, I just LOVE shiny things.  So I looked. I screamed at the bright light, then fell to the ground, temporarily blinded.  I had to get up QUICKLY though, and act like everything was cool.  I found it extremely hilarious when some guy said on the loudspeaker, "THERE'S BEEN AN EXPLOSION IN THE RUINS!" NUR.  DE.  NUR.  FREAKING.  DUH. I then proceeded to make Toxicroak do bad ass attacks on all the guards. Oh yeah.  Galactic pwnage. And THEN, the RETARD kids came.  I was of course looking all hawt and stuff.  EEEEEEP!  O TO THE M TO THE GEE!  CYRUS WAS THERE!  *Makes heavenly noise*  AND HE STARTED MAKING GESTURES TO ME.  OOOOH. So, I said hawtly, trying to impress him, "How about handing over that lustrous orb now?" The champion girl then started biatching at me.  I ignored her, of course, and started telling them that they had no chance and that Team Galactic pwned ALL.  OF.  THEM. The retard kid with the pikachu and the other retard girl with the piplup ALSO started biatching at me.  I was getting a LITTLE peeved, so I told Bronzor to do hypnosis on all of them.  Oooor...maybe it was the five Red Bulls I had before the attack?  I don't know. AND THEN THE CHAMPION SO RUDELY KO'D MY BRONZOR.  I.  WAS.  PIIIIIIISSED.  The Red Bull helped, I think... Mars then came in, and we had the place surrounded.  I didn't feel too good about her being there, truthfully: she kept on stealing glances at Cyrus.  OH NO, HE IS /MY/ MAN. AND THEN A CROAGUNK AND MY TOXICROAK RANDOMLY FELL FROM THE SKY.  MY TOXICROAK AWESOMED ALL OVER THE PLACE BY JUST ABOUT STABBING THE THING TO DEATH. I told them we had no need for violence.  That had been a lie.  The kids were getting REALLY REEEEALLY annoying, and the urge to strangle was rising. And then, the battle paused randomly.  It was...weird.  No one moved for five minutes, it seemed like ((XD PAUSE BETWEEN EPISODES.)) Yawn, it's getting late, I'll write what else happened in the morning. Ok, so anyway, this is what happened next: the champion sent out her ugly gastrodon.  We just kind of stood there for another 30 seconds, like, "Dum dee dum, nothing's going on," before the champion told her Gastrodon to use Stone Edge.  It like...KO'D all of our Golbat.  I was getting VERY tired of this. The retard girl with the piplup took out her little device (A pokedex, I THINK) and it told her what the thing was.  Once again, A GASTRODON IS NOT VERY RARE.  THEY /SHOULD/ KNOW WHAT IT IS. Anyways, the old lady started to threaten Mars, and Cyrus gave me another look (that I enjoyed). I said in a hot voice (once AGAIN to impress Cyrus), "I REALLY don't like showing off, but I guess I've no choice."  And then I randomly said for some strange, strange reason, "The birth of great power." ((XDDD Awkward line, in my opinion)) The one champion was then like, "Well, I DON'T CARE ABOUT SHOWING OFF AT ALL!" I was in a rather tight spot. The mood was lightened when the one kid with the pikachu exclaimed in a lame voice, "WE'RE BEHIND YOU ALL THE WAY!  GOOOOOO CHIMCHAR!" And the one girl with the piplup sent out her stupid Pachirisu.  YEAH, LIKE THOSE LITTLE GUYS WERE GOING TO STOP US. Mars sent out Purugly, and I told Toxicroak to do an AWESOME dark pulse attack. The damn pikachu kid blew up Purugly's shadow ball and destroyed my Toxicroak's dark pulse!  And the golbat's air cutters were neutralized with the Piplup and Pachirisu's attacks, while they were being KO'D with the champion's pokemon. OH, AND THEN THE PIKACHU KID SENT HIS PIKACHU AFTER ME WITH A VOLT TACKLE.  OH.  NO.  HE.  DIDN'T. Was I going to let that happen?  DAMN STRAIGHT I WASN'T. I told Toxicroak to stop it, and he prepared to strike the pikachu down, but the STUPID CHIMCHAR got in the WAY!  I still got satisfaction seeing it KO'D pretty badly. And then, these officers with blue and pink hair and a meowth, who didn't look familiar AT ALL, took the lustrous orb!  It ALMOST fell!  I swear, everyone had this, "NO!" face.  I didn't really care THAT much, I just wanted to make Cyrus happy.  The meowth caught it, though, and it TALKED!  Weird. It was revealed that they were Team Rocket.  Arrrrgh.  They were SOOOOOO annoying when we stole the meteors.  The kids said they were always butting into their lives, and the pink-haired woman countered by saying, "/WHAT/ LIVES?!"  It was true; it looked like the retard kids had no lives. Cyrus looked mad that they had the orb, so I GOT MAD TOO!  And it was appropriate because then they started their stupid motto.  Does Galactic recite THEIR motto everytime we have a heist?  NO.  NO WE DO NOT. They then started threatening they'd smash the orb if anyone made a wrong move.  Were these losers SERIOUSLY threatening US?  And THEN they called us STUPID.  Mars looked pretty ticked. Cyrus gave me another nod.  I SWEAR, WE CAN READ EACH OTHER'S MINDS. I got out of the way of the door and told them they should leave.  They were all stupidly happy and stuff, BUT WE HAD A BACKUP PLAN!  I was...pretty sure we did, anyway...truthfully I kind of winged it. I HAWTLY snapped my fingers and the golbat flew all over the place, distracting everyone as we escaped.  I couldn't help but laugh when the officer asked, "WHERE'S TEAM GALACTIC?" I was SERIOUSLY sad I had to leave Cyrus.  I mean, that was a whole TEN MINUTES I spent with him giving me all of these signals.  Did he give signals to Mars?  No!  Just to me.  I feel special. Soooo, Mars called me in and said that her and Jupiter would go get the orbs back, I could just chill for now.  And I DID!  I had a nice bubble bath and cucumber facial, then the rest of the night I spent playing Call of Duty 3 on my Xbox 360 with some other online players. Later that night, Cyrus came by, and I apologized for what went wrong.  I was acting all glum about it when he chewed me and and Mars laughed at me, but really I was thinking in my head of how many people I shot on my game that night.  I was so proud. AND THEN Cyrus had this evil laugh mental breakdown moment, but afterwards he was perfectly fine, because we all went to go get coffee in the lounge together.  Overall, it wasn't really a bad day.

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Y E A H. A L S O I ' M T H E S A T A N I C O V E R L O R D O F C O G S A L I .

that sounds interesting

what is a 'cogsali'??

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I A M T H E M O T H E R O F Y O U R S O N ' S S O N .

I...I'M A GRANDDAD???

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. . . S T E V E N ' S F A T H E R .

you look strangely familiar hello there

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yep

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DOES MR STONE KNOW IM HIS GRANDSON

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my father is the best 

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what even are you!?!!?!

DOES MR STONE KNOW IM HIS GRANDSON