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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday today everyone, really appreciate it
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whats a greebit
ask me another stupid question and i'll kill you
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predatory oppressive evil lesbians forcing helpless fujoshis to produce yuri content
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Casual cruelty has become so ingrained in a lot of people because we live in a society that is structured in a cruel way. To be quite honest you are obligated to consider the harm of your words and actions no matter your personal hardships.
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putting my thesaurus and dictionary together and pretending they鈥檙e kissing
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STOP WITH THE ADVENTURE TIME SPOILERS
I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET BECAUSE MY DERP PARENTS ARE WATCHING TV
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sometimes the internet really feels like walking by haunted house doors that open a crack and a creepy hand swipes at you. but i keep walking.
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what if baba came into your house and said PER SON is PUSH and started pushing your ass around
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at the club googling symptoms of organ failure
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Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'
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