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this tweet but superbat

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i need a talented editor out there to edit superbat to the song to someone from a warm climate by hozier please and thank you

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you’ve just expanded my mind and understanding of superbat. praise be 🙌🙌🙌

not to get into it but what I think a lot of people find compelling about superbat is that Bruce is the victim of a personal tragedy (the death of his parents) that entered the cultural consciousness and has therefore forever isolated and defined him, and Clark is the victim of a group tragedy (the death of a planet and civilization), but it’s a tragedy that people don’t know about (at least in relation to Clark Kent), so it also isolates and defines him (at least to himself)

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sherlock and jonk

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tell me why my ACTUAL PHYSICAL CHEST is hurting for FAKE. FICTIONAL. GAY PEOPLE!! where is the justice!!!!

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tell me why my ACTUAL PHYSICAL CHEST is hurting for FAKE. FICTIONAL. GAY PEOPLE!! where is the justice!!!!

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maybe this is a sign i need to start watching danny phantom….

if anyone would like to explain how the danny phantom with batfam crossover thing started i would love to know. i enjoy dabbling in a danny and batfam fic on ao3 but have never heard the lore behind it…

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The question hidden within enemies-to-lovers is “who will love me at my worst?”, the question hidden within friends-to-lovers is “who will love me at my most mundane?”, hope this helps

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if anyone would like to explain how the danny phantom with batfam crossover thing started i would love to know. i enjoy dabbling in a danny and batfam fic on ao3 but have never heard the lore behind it…

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Gotham is like if an intrusive thought was a city

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I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

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clark is sick of it

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glad to have confirmation that sherlock, mariana, and john are all petty jealous bitches

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Scared, Potter?

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further proof that batman is a SLUT

Superman: "How does Batman do it?"

*meanwhile...Batman, putting his dick on the table*

Justice League 2001, Season 1 Episode 9 'Injustice For All Part 2'

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please help they’ve multiplied now there’s also a wizard flesh hat man

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

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Clark using Bruce’s flirty smirk on the man himself is insane