croakainenojutsu

[croakainenojutsu]

*eats cocaine*

WhO.A THat'S t'He GoOD. sTUfF!'

[croakainenojutsu]

M,e To.O

fact: i refuse to put clothes on to assert my dominance.

sasuke tells me to put my clothes on. this is because i outclass him in several ways and this makes him uncomfortable.

i do not put my clothes on. my dick is bigger than his. he is only jealous.

@official-sasuke-uchiha

[croakainenojutsu]

>:( DoN,T M.aKE mE AMge'Y kA,kASHi

could you get my money from sasuke that he owes me?

@hyxdrated

[croakainenojutsu]

*leaves a little gift basket of bugs, fruit, and cocaine outside your door, as a treat*

Th.AnK yo,U .SEnSe!i!!!!

[croakainenojutsu]

HMmMmmM b'uT i.TS B,EEn 3 MO,nT.Hs

could you get my money from sasuke that he owes me?

@hyxdrated

[croakainenojutsu]

ClO.ThES SuCK' anYW,aYS. O'nLY ,HAtS Ar.E gO,od,

fact: i refuse to put clothes on to assert my dominance.

sasuke tells me to put my clothes on. this is because i outclass him in several ways and this makes him uncomfortable.

i do not put my clothes on. my dick is bigger than his. he is only jealous.

@official-sasuke-uchiha

[croakainenojutsu]

iS Th.is bECa,USE 'yOU ha.VE.n'T P,AiD M.E wHA-T Y.Ou OWe FrO.M tH.E l.AsT PoKER g,AmE?'??

could you get my money from sasuke that he owes me?

@hyxdrated

[croakainenojutsu]

H.ApPY' HoLi,dAyS!!;!!!

[croakainenojutsu]

This was my last costume for October.

[croakainenojutsu]

Frankenstein costume for this week

[croakainenojutsu]

In honor of October, I decided to dress up in a costume each week! I forgot to post a picture of the costume for last week because I had some duties as hokage to attend to. So here are two!

Werewolf and Clown

[croakainenojutsu]

If someone.... uh.... theoretically wanted to roofie Naruto and then take photos of him surrounded by teacups and accuse him of being br*t*sh as a way to blackmail him into returning to school to finish his education, would... uhhhh.... would that be considered “illegal”?

We have yet to pass laws about the criminal justice system as of now, so technically speaking... you could do it...

[croakainenojutsu]

@crowbirama H.ow ,hAVe YOu' bEen FRi.eNd?

[croakainenojutsu]

That explains a lot of it, but there are still others who create chaos in this village

I know I'm busing being Frogkage and all, but where did all the chaos creators in this village and the whole shinobi world go?

[croakainenojutsu]

I know I'm busing being Frogkage and all, but where did all the chaos creators in this village and the whole shinobi world go?

[croakainenojutsu]

i NE.vEr sAi,d i d'IDn.t HAve, fE'elin.GS fOr Y.ou ANy,Mor'e, I j.uSt SaI,D noW wA.s N,Ot a GO,oD t.IME'

I am your statefarm agent (Crow-with-shades)

Hey Aoba, thx for trying to help me with this matter but I’m afraid @croakainenojutsu no longer has feelings for me and has broken up with me. Practice lessons are no longer needed because there is no point in going through with my original plan 😔. You are a great friend and agent, and if you find anyone who needs a miniature engagement ring tell them I have one up for sale.

Not feeling too well,

-Shiranui Genma

[croakainenojutsu]

I'v.e nOt,icEd iN. tHEsE t.ryiNg TIm,es tHa.t i n,eE.d .to fOcUs on. THe BetT'erM.Ent of thE v.illAge r,aThEr T'HaN my. peRS"Onal De,sI.Res

i'M So.RRy @genma-shiranui