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"Yeehaw, ya rich bitch. Let's git to it."

Teensy says, trick or treat

You get a bottle of Beluga Noble Epicure Vodka and a bag of chocolate covered espresso beans.

"I've got a couple of shot glasses on me if you want to crack into that now."

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my "i don't need a rabies shot because i eat the vaxx-laced meatballs that fish & wildlife leaves out for the coyotes" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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a fun rick and morty tag for all you ricks, and mortys' out there! : the vortex tag

hi there! i notice there are A LOT of OC ricks, and mortys' here on tumblr so...this is a fun tag! in the GIF section type in "vortext", and post a gif that looks the most like your portal gun vortex! then reblog, and tag 5 other ricks, and mortys'! and let's see that trippy vortex of yours! to start i will tag: @drhotpenis, @scoliosisrick, @angelmorty0, @eiesopodmortey, and @rubberricky

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Damn girl, that's a good look on you

((Dragon Ricky 💜

just as a fun design thing, inspired by @fus-roh-dick

If you want to send her asks though, I am open to it. Just specify you want to talk to her.))

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unpleasant realization that me and chef are alike

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i’m so tired i need to be held or killed

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My first ever Rick OC??? 🤯🤯

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Don' git me excited now

🐰

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Shut up, you know I could kick your ass. 😜

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Send ♡ to see what my muse thinks of yours

○○○○○ | ATTRACTION ○○○○○ | AFFECTION ○○○○○ | INTEREST ○○○○○ | LOYALTY ○○○○○ | TRUST

LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH

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@spacepiratericky

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Watercolor Crow 🖤

If you like my art, I’d love for you to check my Etsy page! I’ve only just started with Etsy, so I’ve created a certain amount of prints, hoping it can all take off.

Creating prints is expensive, but if I get a few orders, I’ll be able to get a huge range of prints out there, maybe even originals too, like this little crow!

I’d appreciate you even just checking out the page to see what’s on there, it would bring more traffic to my page and I would really appreciate it 😊

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Watercolor Crow 🖤

My Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/PTWatercolour

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an item: an enormous sugar cookie cut and decorated to look like a jolly Santa in a sleigh

So are we... early or late, here? Don't care, I already ate it.

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Give my muse an item and see how they react!

Things may or may not be added to their official inventory

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I CALL D-D-DRUMS, BITCHES

WHO WANTS TO FUCKING PLAY ROCK BAND WITH ME

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We givin' prizes fer least chill dudes claimin' t' be here jus' t' chill 'r what, Ricky?

You're invited!

🎉Ricky's Annual July Beach Party 🎉

Bring swim wear and towel!

Food and drink will be provided

Mortys and Summers welcomed if accompanied by their Rick

[party coordinates encrypted for your eyes only]

sweet. I'll bring morty and sum sum. they'll be excited to see ricky while i turn into bacon.

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