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people who would miss class for their birthday cause their parents allowed it back in high school had life figured out

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lmao i live in Chile there’s been like 4 ‘earthquakes’ (we call them tremors if it doesn’t fuck up the country lmao) this year and like a world ending one when i was 8

experience doesnt necessarily mean feel it, just an awareness that the earthquake is happening

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Love the comparison between this and that old meme about butter on bread being ambrosia from the gods when you rediscover it after not eating it for a while

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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KEEP UP THE UNIONIZATION EFFORTS

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my wicked concubine keeps demanding i kill my best servants for her amusement

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Make them pay

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the hot new trend is "guard posting"

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

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it’s actually insane to me how many people think misandry is as prevalent and harmful as misogyny like genuinely i mean this so seriously if you think misandry is a real problem that hurts men then you are a wholesale idiot & you are a failure

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my girlfriend is able to take like a 20-min nap and bounce back with full energy. idk how she does that. when i lie down i wake up 12 years later in a hospital bed i rip the IV out of my arm and stumble into the hallway the whole building is littered with bodies, i make my way back to my house but my wife and children are long gone

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my favorite thing ab this is “that’s a flute.” b/c it isn’t

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What shape is the universe?

it’s you shaped! <|:^)

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Liberals have nightmares about evil wicked China invading Taiwan to force unification, but in my estimation a more likely scenario is that Taiwan elects to reunify willingly and the US stages a coup or intervened militarily in response