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clockwurk · 1 year ago
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How to dye a pool green without getting caught
Get a drone with a controllable drop mechanism
Buy a concentrated green ball of dye (life-saver ocean dye)
Drive to a far away but in drone distance
Park your car in a densely packed parking lot
Attach the dye to the drone
Fly it over a hotel pool
Drop it in
Fly off into the sunset and rinse and repeat every time the pool is cleaned
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clockwurk · 1 year ago
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cool asl but ik damn well them cars empty lmao
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clockwurk · 1 year ago
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clockwurk · 1 year ago
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Deftun Software Download Tutorial
Go to your search browser
Type in Deftun
Click the Deftun software site
once youre on the site scroll to download softwares
Download the MSR software for your designate MSR and Operating system
Load it up
Now youre ready to punch it out!
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clockwurk · 1 year ago
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Card Dump Tutorial
(EXTRA SAFETY) Use a virtual machine (virtual box)
This may not be easy and requires a good set up to run most laptops cant run VMs
Download Onion Browser (TOR)
Load up Onion Browser
Get a fire carding site
Go to dump section
Get checking dump
Use a proxy server or use public connection
Be careful you can get a virus without noticing or any detection
Get cloned cards (Not white blanks very obvious)
Cloned cards can be any old debt card (chase, cashapp, etc.)
Get software
The software you will need is Deftun and an MSR you an order MSR´s on amazon and Deftun is a free software you can just download
You dont need EMV software unless you wanna code the chip(you dont need to do this)
Now that you have the items provided you can start here
Load up the deftun software and have the card near
Swipe the card through 3 times through the MSR to erase the info
Plug in Track 1 & 2 with the info from the carding site
You may have to scratch off the numbers to match the year on the card
Now go to any store of your choice
Make sure to show no fear the clerks will not bat an eye unless you act suspect
Now the card will work and look like a regular card
You can only use the mag strip (black bar on the back of the card)
The clerk will let you swipe the card after you jam the chip
Once it doesnt work 2 times the clerk will let you swipe the mag strip
If the card says declined once you swipe the card then get tf out of there
Try not to look sus and just walk out unless shit goes up then just run
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clockwurk · 1 year ago
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Every mf who call you brother aint your broksi thats why iont make a lot of homies some mfs fake other mfs phony so you always see my by my doly
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clockwurk · 1 year ago
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How to pop an opp and not get packed up (fictional story based on a movie)
Have no prior online beefs online if you do then make it up with them.
Dont wanna have a digital footprint leading to a provable motive now do we
Once youve done this and insured there can be no motive you can start here
Make sure you do not have a phone or any other electronics with you when you do any of these steps the hams will trace it and you will not beat the case because of this very reason
Find the opposition in question
Watch them from a distance for a good period of time roughly a week or so, so you can learn how they move, walk, act, talk, and where they hang around.
Once you have done this find a good place they hang around that is secluded and doesnt have cameras and all that (behind a store, alleys, anywhere without cameras preferably)
Get black latex gloves a ski aka sheisty and some glasses
Now buy some baggy clothes that cover all visible skin and baggy clothes so they cant see the general shape of your body
Buy these items at different stores or preferable use stuff already in your closet so they cant catch you lacking on them cameras make sure to cover your face without looking sus if you go to a store(hat and glasses and clothes with colors you usually dont wear)
Learn to walk differently choose something that is obvious and would throw off pesky feds
Get your unregistered leaf blower from a trusted seller
Once you have your leaf blower youre gonna wanna scratch the serial number off dont want that on there because the original owner could be looked in to then linked to wherever the seller got it and then they will easily find you
Get a switch from a trusted seller and an extended magazine if this is your first time dont wanna miss now do we
Pop the back tab off your leaf blower and attach your light switch if you dont know how to do this there is yt tuts everywhere
Get a shell catcher if you cant find one just use a plastic bag that has the shell ejector covered by it
Now once youve done this find your opposition somewhere preferably at night
Make sure they are alone dont wanna get aired out on the mission unless youre really with that then in that case it doesnt matter
Now suit up and walk to the spot unless you have an automobile you did not purchase
Walk up try not to look sus as shit or this could go bad
Now up the blower and blam the opposition in to eternal darkness
Take off and run back to your specified safe space make sure no one follows you or any cameras see you going to this location
Once youre there fill up a plastic tub and such with bleach preferably
Remove the magazine from the blower
Drop the leaf blower and the magazine in the bleach bucket and let it simmer for 30 mins to an hour
In this time take a very vigorous shower to get as much fire residue off your skin as possible
Now get on an outfit that doesnt leave any skin exposed wear a shower cap or beanie and some latex gloves
Take the leaf blower out of the tub and vigorously wash it to get all prints and DNA off of it do the same for the magazine
Now once you do this take your clothes in a trash bag and the leaf blower in a different trash bag and load it in to a car
Now drive to an old bridge that nobody goes to
Remove the magazine from the leaf blower
Now chuck the leaf blower as hard as you can in to the lake under the bridge
Take your magazine and chuck it as hard as you can in the oppisite direction off the other side of the bridge
Now drive off to a secluded field and dump all the apparel you used on to the ground now cover it with gasoline and set that shit ablaze
after its done being burned and theres barely anything left preferably nothing take the clothing and put it back in your trash bag fill it with rocks and tie it up
Now drive to another very secluded old bridge not the same one and dump it off the side in to a lake and watch it sink
Now drive back to your house and what not and enjoy your life because the hams are not packing you up for this unless you somehow fucked it up
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clockwurk · 1 year ago
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Wire Fraud Tutorial
Get a bank log from a trusted site (Make sure the info is right)
Do your research the information must be right
Dont sit around trying to get high be on point
Hit a big play dont get packed up for no petty lick
Dont log in through the phone
Get an RDP Server
Change your location to their home(Comes with their IP)
Plug it in the server
Find out if they have verizon or sprit
Then call the company and sim swap that shit
Then you will get the calls and texts they will get
Now once you do this youll have the account
Dont get excited when you see the amount stay on go
Dont wire all the money out just yet theres a certain way you have to do it
Dont fuck up the play
Get a runner you can wire all the money too
Break them off a good amount they gonna want money too
You might need them for another play so let them run in for you
So now you have Sim Swapped, Got a runner, & Got a bank
Some banks be asking hella questions so this might be hard to do
But remember like Dev says its hard being a worker so suck it up
Send the wire out to the runners bank
If you did all these steps itll work like a peice of cake
Now wipe down all the money they made
Now the money is yours unless you somehow fucked this up
Make sure to hit it while you can because the hams quick to burn it
Have a runner inside and tell them to withdraw all the pay
If its a big play (should be)
Have somebody wait outside the bank so they dont run off
Congratulations!! Now you can make them big bucks like the big fish.
Enjoy that cash
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