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fun friday the 13th story!!!
it was 2020 on last day of in school learning for a while and i was playing tag w a friend and i tripped over a football someone dropped and fell on the parking lot pavement and chipped my tooth. then i came back to school after going to the dentist to discover someone had stolen the jacket i left behind. that jacket had a plushy in it that my friend had made me :( .
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things that infuriate me
when i invite you to a party, do not bring your entire friend group with you. no, i don't want to see JARED your friendly neighborhood drug dealer at my doorstep. bring a plus one and there will be -2
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