charmmentumjudgesyourships
I Don’t Understand Why You Guys Like Ships
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Send me your ships of my friends and me, and I will tell you why it would never work between any of us.//This is a joke blog where I pretend to be Charm, I am not hating every ship (unless there’s a valid reason to). Joke ships are acceptable to send.//
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Well, Kiel and Owen won’t allow me to delete those posts. And I’d rather not deal with them, so Kiel’s posts are staying up for the unforseeable future. Hope you’re happy.
Also, water isn’t wet. That was a stupid conversation.
KIEL, WHAT THE HECK??? I NEVER SAID YOU COULD USE MY TUMBLR!!!
Okay that’s it, I’m deleting everything he posted on here. I’d apologize to you guys for what happened, but you all seemed to have encouraged him.
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KIEL, WHAT THE HECK??? I NEVER SAID YOU COULD USE MY TUMBLR!!!
Okay that’s it, I’m deleting everything he posted on here. I’d apologize to you guys for what happened, but you all seemed to have encouraged him.
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thats fine were cool ;)
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
kiel: is water wet? answer correctly or i will be sad :(
it feels wet to me
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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hey even if im wrong calling me unawesome is ;( uncool ;( even charm wouldnt go that far sure she calls me annoying but never unawesome ;(
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
kiel: is water wet? answer correctly or i will be sad :(
it feels wet to me
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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I AM NOT @thetallassdevil it feels wet so therefore it is wet
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
kiel: is water wet? answer correctly or i will be sad :(
it feels wet to me
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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you see telling others that youll snipe them isnt cool ;( you have a long way to go if you want to be cool
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
When did you realize the power of the huge amount of awesomeness you hold?
basically forever!! ;) well not forever i used to live on the streets stealing stuff and i didnt think i could do much but then the magister took me in!! he helped me realize how awesome i am (and he turned out to be not good but thats okay hes pretty cool now at least its still weird after what he did to me and beth but rewriting himself to be nicer seemed to have make him like how he was before. hopefully things are normal between us again)
but yeah i had to learn that i was awesome and thats okay!! if you dont think youre awesome then you gotta learn to think youre awesome!! (fowen if you see this tho youre not awesome i need to teach you some lessons in being awesome and that starts with not kidnapping my friends ;()
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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How bout you and Kara?
kara IS pretty cute in an annie may girl kinda way so why not ;) plus she totally gets me
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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kiel: is water wet? answer correctly or i will be sad :(
it feels wet to me
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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kiel! what’s ur opinion on.. you and orion together? any thoughts?
ehhh not really my type. but im cool if he likes me that way ;)
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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This isn’t a ship, but I do have a question. I was reading through some of the older ship judging stuff, and you mentioned that Bethany was canonically bi. (And also Gwen I think?) I’m not disagreeing, but I was wondering where in the book it was mentioned?
//okay, mod here. Between Secret Origins’ and Pick the Plot’s releases, James stated on his blog that both Bethany and Gwen are in the LGBTQ+ community and that that was how he was writing his books! (Which is fairly obvious with how he writes Bethany)
Here’s the screenshots:
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i don’t think this ship has been done yet but ms conner and mrs sanderson :D
idk but sure!! if they love each other than im all for it!! ;)
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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maybe i should make my own ship judging blog ;) at least im nicer than charm because some of youre ships are p cool!! except also it was already hard figuring out this tumblr stuff so maybe i should just sneak using charms account here ;)
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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if i still had my wandknives i could make everything better but guess im stuck here in the nonfictional world in my house i magicked up here ;( at least its still awesome but i cant see my friends except on the phone charm gave me
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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You and Owens mom?
no plz and thank you ;( also id rather not be owens dad im not ready for that responsibility yet
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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You and nobody?
didnt i answer this? if not no thank you ;(
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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You and the magister? You and dr. Verity?
i can see why charm doesnt like you guys. luckily you cant annoy me like you guys annoy her ;)
(but also no magi was like my dad and dr verity kinda is my dad???? or is me????? idk clone science stuff is confusing)
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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You and nobody?
no thanks
—the absolutely awesome kiel gnomenfoot
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