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I don’t know when I’ll be able to come back to this account. If I ever get back my two best friends then I will (not likely. I fucked up). This blog is too painful and negative otherwise. But since I keep getting follower notifications I’ll let you guys know where to find me.

If you followed me for snakes, etc –> @scaliness If you followed me for cute/funny –> @unscaliness

I don’t talk about myself at all on these. I don’t want to make it another negative shit hole like this blog.

If you followed me for my life, message me on scaliness and I’ll let you know my fb. You’ll only see the positive shit though.

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Think i might delete my tumblr app too. I’ll reblog the pretty pictures you guys care about whenever I can get wifi on my laptop. 

Getting to the point where I want to delete my whole internet presence because there’s nothing keeping me here anymore

edit: decided I’m going away for a long time. I don’t know how long. I think i might be back some day. can't say for sure. 

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do you ever have that one person who you just lost contact with because of reasons and you just wonder if they’re okay and what they’re doing with their lives now and where they’ve been and if they’ve changed and how they’ve changed and what’s still the same about them and how they look and if they ever think about you like that from time to time 

because I do 

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I am never getting any better.

(via yoursixwordstory)

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I don’t know if i can do tthis much longer

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UK-based artist Robin Wight uses stainless steel wire to form stunning, dynamic sculptures of winged fairies dancing in the wind.

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Because we all know that fucking a fat chick is the WORST thing that can happen, am I right fellas?

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Lololololololololol apparently one of the guys that i had met on okcupid actually fucked my friend’s mom and used her and that’s definitely his MO because of other girls so he was gonna do that to me too probably

Nice to know I’m not good for anything other than a quick fuck. Thank god I never actually met up with him.

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Thought 2013 would be my year. Hoped 2014 would be my year. Don't know if I should even bother trying in 2015.

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RIP to those who could not spend Christmas Eve with their families this year. RIP to those who had their lives ripped away from them. RIP to those who felt they weren’t strong enough to make it to the holidays. RIP to those who don’t get to see Christmas this year. We love you, and you are not forgotten.

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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Fred Rogers Acceptance Speech - 1997

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all she need is her tail

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Hang on a minute…

Shouldn’t all mermaids be fat?

Mermaids are probably mammals, because of their visible breast tissue and horizontal tail fins.

Aquatic mammals need to have developed a thick layer of subcutaneous fat in order to survive in water. Even in a hot climate, swimming in water the whole time would require fatty insulation.

So… chubby mermaids. Yeah.