A Dog Will
No one will love you like a dog will
No one will shake their butt until they almost snap in half
Just because they’re so excited to see you
But a dog will
No one will lay at the window all day
Looking for your car to come home
Just because they miss you
But a dog will
No one will lick the tears from your eyes
Or curl in a ball behind your butt
Because for some reason you haven’t gotten up today
But a dog will
People will leave you
And break your heart
But a dog won’t
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It’s mad fucked up how agricultural research is done by academic research scientists that are “experts” in their field because of the “research” they’ve done studying, while the farmers who actually work in agriculture every day are looked down upon and considered not as smart. Anyone can read a paper, but not everyone can manage a farm/ranch successfully.
Scientists value is measured by the quantity/quality of their papers, but the farmers are actually out there in the literal field every day. The farmers aren’t writing the papers, even though they know the most.
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Johnny Depp is baffled by the word ‘bae’ (x)
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The downside to making your own food…you’re probably going to get eaten by a heterotroph.
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Father of the year.
His daughter, Malala Yousafzai, accepted the Nobel Peace Prize today. She won the prize for her work as an activist fighting for the right to education in parts of the world where it’s often denied (especially to girls).
In her acceptance speech, she said:
It is for those forgotten children who want education. It is for those frightened children who want peace. It is for those voiceless children who want change.
I am here to stand up for their rights, raise their voice. It is not time to pity them. It is time to take action so it becomes the last time that we see a child deprived of education.
Watch her father’s beautiful talk here >>
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Being a loner doesn't mean you want to be alone. It just means you have found someone worth your time.
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I get really bored in o-chem.
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Good luck to those taking finals this week!
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Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton orders a build your own latte, integrating seven shots of espresso, and some extra foam into a complex drink. At approximately the same time, in a Starbucks several miles away, Gottried Leibniz orders the same drink. Newton finds out later and calls it derivative.
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible
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My favorite mug
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Subjective error
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