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mē, tangō leviter Miētte cum latus pedīs meī: Miētta, dēmovēre ut nōn incurrere in tē

Miētte, cum oculōs ēius magnōs: tū CALITRĀS Miētte? tū calitrās corpus ēius sīcut follis? ēheu! ēheu! carcer prō Mātre! carcer prō Mātre prō Singula Mīlla Annōs!!!!

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are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?

concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me

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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

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“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

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tweets that did get a chuckle out of me

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i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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Bernard Hill

1944 - 2024

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"Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood

Clean from my hand?

No."

“Villains!' I shrieked. 'Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!”

on the wide-eyed horror of guilt, and the tragedy of being unforgivable.

midnight mass (2021) | frank bidart, 'the war of vaslav nijinsky' (1981) | caravaggio, 'the beheading of john the baptist' (1608) | william shakespeare, 'macbeth' (act II scene II) | good omens (2019) | kaye donachie, 'against the mass of night' (2013) | alisher kush, 'love' (2017) | edgar allan poe, 'the tell-tale heart' (1843) | supernatural (2005) | fransico goya, 'the black paintings' | ilya repin, 'ivan the terrible and his son ivan'.

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This is just The Magnus Institute.

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holy…

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