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Uh..

Oh BOI am I in the mood for some... HMMMMMM- [Licks lips excitedly]

S T E A M E D, S K I N N E D SPROUT MOLE.

Even moreso since I went to the wrong place first.

Hmm.. Ill get that right away

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"YOU. YOU WHO HAVE CARDINALLY SINNED AGAINST MY PEOPLE! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, YOU SICK KAT?" @goddess-perfectheart-cooks

Nothing..

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Ma'am it's fine, I serve all my customers..

Oh BOI am I in the mood for some... HMMMMMM- [Licks lips excitedly]

S T E A M E D, S K I N N E D SPROUT MOLE.

Even moreso since I went to the wrong place first.

Hmm.. Ill get that right away

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Y U M

*intense eating noises*

Can i get 50 more?

Uh.. I guees

[+50]

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WHERE ARE

D a g o o d s?

Right here..

[YOU OBTAINED 1 STEAMED, SKINNED SPROUTMOLE]

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Oh BOI am I in the mood for some... HMMMMMM- [Licks lips excitedly]

S T E A M E D, S K I N N E D SPROUT MOLE.

Even moreso since I went to the wrong place first.

Hmm.. Ill get that right away

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You do exist…

Real.. //

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What is your opinion on lawyers?

They are alright, I would rather not interact with them..

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I exist..

-mod

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Trick or treat!!

No candy sorry

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I can i have i haves cat?

What?

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Can I have

Catnip

No

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They still make Butler's Dailys? I thought they stopped those years ago

Is there a Mr. Butler here?

I have some mail for him.

@mailman-anon

Yes

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Do you haves any cheeseburger?

No

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Is there a Mr. Butler here?

I have some mail for him.

@mailman-anon

Yes

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*throws yarn ball to Butler*

[BUTLER wasn't paying attention]

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can i please have a cup of microwaved mayonnaise. i am begging you. nobody else will give me one.

Ew....