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people I still want to stab over a decade later:

Creative Writing Professor at a former college: Welcome to creative writing! By the way, you will not write fantasy, ghost stories, pranormal, or science fiction in this class, as this is a creative writing course.”

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Like, if you’re gonna be an adult who’s really into children’s media the least you can do is actually internalize all those themes of being a good and kind person

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Lady Liadrin (Via)

(prollynotenough)

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Satanic panic is so funny to me. Like okay, you’re a white Christian, so your religion dominates your culture and you have massive amounts of Christian privilege and white privelege, but you still wanna victimize yourself, so anything fun the kids are doin these days? Satanic. Pokemon is satanic. D&D is satanic. Video games. Harry Potter. Punk music. Literally everything fun!!! Like stop it Sharon we don’t care about your fucking bible!!!!

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When your friends ask you how you’re doing and you’re low-key kind of a mess

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Whoever named Jolee’s abilities in SWGoH truly understood his character and I appreciate that so much.

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yo whatever happened to gladiators n coliseums n shit? when did we decide that blood sports were bad? im tryna see two men kill each other on pay per view

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Welcome to the greatest night of your lives.

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i just spent ten minutes of my life making this

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