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why did i do this

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reminder of this in honor of me, the dyke who ran this blog, fucking a milf recently

nicholas braun milf montage

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what situation are you talking about??

this one!! sorry i meant to link it in my post but forgot cuz i was multitasking and thought i should post smth real quick cuz i got an ask on my main about it

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ok well pause on everything while the situation develops lmfao this blog was dead anyways so

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Succession 4x01: The Munsters

Thoughts: immediately i realize a flaw in my plan: how am i supposed to "rate" this man? on what metrics am i to judge him? there is no guideline, rubric; thus far, i've run this blog on a "just vibes" framework. and now that is failing me. because this guy? he sucks! but that's just how succession is, and i WANT him to get worse. i want to see him become a truly disgusting little man. he cannot be scored on a one-dimensional scale. but then i remember i've literally never had anything remotely resembling consistency or sense on this blog and it's just been a while since i've done this. however i cannot move past this dilemma. so now as i write this, stoned as hell in the cafe where this blog started, i'm altering the scoring system. i'm getting rid of the Nick Score since this will all be the same season of television so i can't imagine it'll change much. Greg Score will be how satisfying greg's presence is in the episode. Disgusting Score is exactly what it sounds like. this guy sucks! show me him getting worse!! yes!!!! with that out of the way, onto the actual thoughts. i loved greg in this episode and i LOVE seeing him in distressing situations. he has rocks in his brain and i cringe a little while watching him but i enjoy it. i do love that he had no fear about insulting logan, he was READY and i find that interesting since he'd just had such an awkward encounter with logan and thus there's a lot he could be afraid of. but nope he just says it outright! someone had to! so i respect him for that. but man he sure did have a rough one in this huh. great start! what a loser.

Greg Score: 8/10 | Disgusting Score: 7/10

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get ready gamers

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whenever i forget my roots i return back to your blog and remember who i am at heart. so thank you.

bgdhfgvdhfjb thank u this means so much......so glad my extreme neurodivergence during a period of unemployment had an affect on ppl's lives

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i was disappointed danny didn't point out nicbraun pointing a fucking camera at everyone </3

LITERALLY just a quick comment wouldve been so fun. like why was he doing that. but i get u cant talk about everything in a youtube video and also i think it's funny that he's just not mentioned besides just playing a brief clip w no comment

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watched the video he didn’t even point him out whatsoever even despite the greg connection which i respect. not noteworthy at all. thank you daniel

danny gonzalez may be reviewing PPP but he could never be me

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danny gonzalez may be reviewing PPP but he could never be me

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‼️ NEW BRAUNOGRAPHY ALERT ‼️

friend me. unaired pilot (derogatory)

brave new world. unaired pilot (affectionate)

OHHHHHH MY GOD HOLY SHIT I TRIED LOOKIJNG FOR THESE FOREVER AGO AND THEY WERE ENTIRELY LOST TO TIME...............THANK YOU SO MUCH

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i want to believe

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braunography i know you aren’t active but a new ography to add to the braun is out today!

OH MY GOD i will be on it as soon as i can

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what if when the new season of succession airs i rate greg and nick in each episode every week

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Nicbraun fee-fi-fo-fums onto set drinks a gallon of soda gets bloated in the face until Director calls action. Cousin Greg drapes himself over nicholas like a veil as his eyes become impossibly more bovine. “well! ah hehe oh! fair maiden uhhhhh well maybe ok,” nic orates in a scintillating performance and CUT! everyone claps. nic smiles shyly, waving away a few cumulonimbus clouds obscuring his vision and Bam. Emmy nomination

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