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word of the day: “woowoo”
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There was a brief time in the 1800s where you could have made an adventuring party made up of a cowboy, an elderly pirate captain, a samurai, a Victorian gentleman detective, and a Zulu warrior and still have it be 100% historically correct. Write the story of this unlikely group of characters.
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whoever is writing the minecraft lore rn needs a raise. bcuz some of the lore- and even just the theories- r so good and it gets. NO recognition
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self undiagnosing there’s nothing wrong with me
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Don’t let them bury me as someone I’m not.
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✨♿Wheelchair Drawing Tutorial♿✨
aaand it's finished! An artist's guide to custom rigid frame wheelchairs! This is completely free to use, reference, and save. Reblogs are welcome but please do not repost without permission and credit. Have fun, lovelies!
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this one’s a bard eh
goblin, pencil and pen 2019
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i enjoy celeb drama not because of parasociality reasons but rather for the same reasons peasants went to watch the rich get publically guillotined in 1700s france.
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im literally losing my fucking mind
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so the dsmp is a homonormative society right, that’s been established, and i was talking w @a-firefly-faerie about this and we realized the possibility of heterophobia is very much there and also the funniest fucking concept ever. like. c!karl’s time traveling and ends up at c!phil and c!techno’s house and assumes they’re together and is corrected when he makes this assumption and the interaction goes smth like
karl: so how have you two been? how’s married life treating you guys?
phil: what
techno: what
karl: well, you guys are married arent you? yknow, two guys, secluded in the wild, alone
phil: i have a wife mate lmao
karl: a wif- uh. oh. i didn’t know you lived THAT kind of lifestyle, haha…
like the concept of heterophobic c!karl is THE funniest shit to me.
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Ok but on a kinda serious note, if we think about it, the Michael situation is kinda fucked up.
Piglins are pack mobs, meaning that they spawn in groups, when you encounter a piglin, most likely, there’s gonna be another one with them. The children are in bigger packs and you always find them near or in forests or woodsy areas in the nether because y’know...they’re children. Zombified piglins don’t interact with normal piglins do they? They don’t talk to each other because one them is fucking dead.
So essentially, it seems like Tubbo and Ranboo just went to the nether and stole a child from his family, made it so he can never ever talk or see them again, and they’re keeping him in a room for the rest of his life.
They named him Micheal and doomed him to an eternity alone in a room, because they wanted to be parents. Instead of getting like a dog or cat or any animal from the overworld, they thought ‘I want a zombified piglin!’. And the biome that they decided to live in is worse. Like, imagine taking a mob that’s literally from hell then proceed to put it in a snow biome.
It’s way worse if think about the fact that Tubbo and Ranboo trapped Michael in a boat UNDERGROUND for months until FEBRUARY when they decided to come back for him. LITERAL NATIONS FELL WHILE THE POOR KID WAS UNDERGROUND THEN THEY TOOK THE KID AND LOCKED HIM IN A ROOM.
We literally saw a kidnapping and went ‘aww, how cute’ 😭
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