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Ewwwww veggies

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JunkerQueen x Malereader headcanons!

She leaves you for a woman.

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Me anytime I see Queen's abs. I can't help myself.

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🧬👑 - BOO!

It was quiet. Too quiet. Odessa had promised that this year they'd stay home for Halloween since Moira was, in her own words, "too old to party." But their apartment was lacking the usual sound of Odessa's drill shrieking, tearing through the metal and wood that would soon become parts of her newest art piece.

"Dez?" She called out, flipping the lights on and glancing around. Odessa definitely wasn't there. It was kind of hard to miss a loud, blue haired, 7 foot something Aussie especially in their cramped apartment. "'Dessa?" She tried again, poking her head into their bedroom.

Silence

When she got no reply she started to grumble, pissed off about being left alone on Halloween. She whipped her phone out and started on a passive aggressive message, asking if she was enjoying the party.

Now, Moira was definitely not the type of person to be frightened easily. She watched horror movies with a straight face and passed through haunted houses like they were a casual stroll in the park... but anyone would be scared if a 7 foot tall clown grabbed them and yelled "BOO!" in their face! The shriek Moira let out was a noise Odessa had never heard from her girlfriend, and it had the taller woman on the floor kicking her legs and crying as she laughed, tears streaming down her face behind the sloppily painted clown mask she was wearing.

"Oh. My. God!" She roared, clearly amused by the older womans near heart attack. "You should've seen your face. You almost pissed yourself!"

The woman's cheeks almost matched the hair on her head as she scoffed and crossed her arms with a huff. "I wouldn't soil myself over a pathetic practical joke." Moira scoffed, glaring down at her girlfriend. "Get off the floor." She rolled her eyes fondly and offered her a hand to the woman who was still howling over the situation.

Finally Odessa was on her feet sporting her usual toothy grin. "Awe, don't be mad. I bought your favourites~" She grabbed the pack of premium fudge and dangled it in front of Moira's mismatched eyes which were still glaring daggers into her. When Moira finallyforgave her they snuggled up on the couch watching corny old horror movies, much happier to sit in eachothers company than go out to some lame party.

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Me looking at the replay of how the enemy hanzo hit me when I literally dodged his arrow

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Bnuuy Moira

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Hades Pharah trying to explain that shes not the god of death:I do not control the die

Hades Pharah also trying to explain that she rules over the dead:I control the die

Poseidon Ramattra:I control lobsters

Zeus Junker Queen:I do control

Hermes Lucio:I do speed

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ngh! j-junker queen~ nghh aahh!!

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THIS IS THE REALEST REAL MOST REAL POST EVER

i need junker queen’s girl dick…

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hi I just discovered picmix now all my favs are going to get crusty with sparkles 💖

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stop drawing her HAIRLESS, YOU COWARDS

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I dont know about yall but I refuse to play overwatch unless someone else plays with me. I just feel like it's more fun playing together yk?

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Im a Manic Moira Main <3

I fawking love moira

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