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“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”
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you have until december 17 to be horny. after that it’s illegal
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Protect him too.
Love him too.
Cherish him too.
Pick him up too.
Support him too.
Gas him up too.
Reciprocate his feelings too.
Validate him too.
In everything you do, make sure he feels your love, security and support too.
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Are you a Dom or sub?
I love dominos and subway but it really just depends on the night and what I’m feelin
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What I’d like: a meaningful relationship
What I get:
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when you’re first to shower and use up all the hot water
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your lips deserve attention. i got you.
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why cat praised for being fat and covered in hair but not i
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im gonna NUT
Never Understand Things
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