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i want that!

I’ve decided all drinking vessels should be decked out in glitter going forward.

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love any tribute to my main man, bubbers ☺️

11 Increasingly Insane Reasons to Be Jealous of Golfer Bubba Watson

Between the hovercraft, the boy band, and the Dukes of Hazzard car, that second Masters win just seems like icing on the cake.

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perfect

Reliving my best friend's regrettable hook-ups from college

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i think i might adopt this new philosophy

My philosophy on everything that stresses me out

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well played, jon stewart. well played.

Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss the reactions to Michael Sam’s revelation that the NFL prospect is gay.

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any other takers? : )

When my friends & I run into a guy who broke our friend's heart

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this is me. and for some reason, i'm still allowed to work from home.

Every time I sit down to do work

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perfection doesn't even begin to describe this

The difference between my boss & me at the office

My boss:

Me:

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couldn't have said it better myself

How I feel about everything in my life at the moment

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living your best life

it's a new year. it's time to get your shit together. take the bull by the horns. be the best version of yourself. those are all things i was thinking yesterday in an unparalleled hungover still drunk fog.

today, i called in sick to work. i am, in fact, not physically ill, but one could argue that i am mentally unwell. i watched the conjuring. i caught up on the dvr. i watched house flipping shows on hgtv. my only goal for the entire day was to work out. i took a nap instead.

if this is me living my best life, i'm terrified as to what 2014 will bring.

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love this!

From the Vault: The Real Housewives of Late Night in Indianapolis

"I’m here, I got a hot rear, get used to it." - Denise Fallon

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preach it!

How I feel about my job

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I’m a weirdo, but I have a very strong moral code: Don’t be a fucking dick.

Earl Sweatshirt (via pitchfork)

totally onboard with this moral code

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awesome 😁

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian vs James Franco & Seth Rogen

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story of my life. but that kid looks way less bitchy 😁

When I try to talk to my boss but he has no time for me

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incredible touchdown dance ☺

Here are your jazz hands Late Night.

Starring tight end #80 Coby Fleener. With a cameo by #17 Griff Whalen.