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Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.

Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist.

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Jonathon Sims and Jonny D'ville??? (Also I love your art a lot sknwkfbsjc)

I have no idea if this is what you meant but this is the idea you inspired and I rolled with it

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I have a *slight* fascination with Jon’s scars 

My faves being- Nikola traced lines over where she would skin him, and after a month of that over and over, the lines wont go away. (Its one of the reasons why he wont cut his hair; bc the line goes up his scalp)

And- Jude didnt burn his whole arm or hand, but just where she touched him- aka- his palm and where her thumb wrapped around. 

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A shout out to our beloved and hard-working receptionist Rosie, who has definitely Seen Some Shit.

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I’ve been asked many times what someone should look for when trying to find a good artist. The best way you can do this is to look at their portfolio, whether it’s in a book at their shop or online. If they don’t have good work in their portfolio, they’re probably not good artists.

The shop may be clean, the people there might be nice, and the design they draw up for you might be exactly what you want, but if your artist doesn’t stand up to the points listed above, then you’re going to get a bad tattoo.

It’s okay to walk into a shop, talk with an artist for a while, and decide you don’t want a tattoo from them. Even if the artist has a bad attitude about it or tries to convince you to just let them do it, remember this is going to be on your body for the rest of your life.

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he was taking so much laudanum i just know it

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Oh to be teased about you emails to a Blog by your boyfriend after you eloped.

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TMA ART(HeadCanons)

my headcanon of some TMA characters, there are also some Fan cast for reference.

Ah-...

TMA FAN CAST-> Part 2

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Gather round, children, and let me tell you the tale of the sturddlefish. In the year 2019 in the mythical land of Hungary’s Research Institute for Fisheries and Aquaculture, some scientists were trying to save some endangered fish. The Russian sturgeon and American paddlefish are distantly related species that are both endangered. The scientists were trying to induce gynogenesis in the sturgeon. 

This is a type of parthenogenesis (single parent reproduction) where sperm triggers the embryo growth, but doesn’t contribute genetic material. In any type of parthenogenesis, the offspring is basically a clone of the mother. 

The scientists needed to have sperm interact with the eggs without inseminating them. So they used paddlefish sperm. Since paddlefish diverged from sturgeons 184 million years ago, the scientists figured that there was no chance of insemination. 

Much to their surprise, the paddlefish sperm did fertilize the sturgeon eggs, creating the hybrid sturddlefish. This was not expected at all due to his distantly related the parent species are. There were two sturddlefish populations from the same breeding. One that was 50% sturgeon and paddlefish and one that had twice as much sturgeon due to chromosome doubling. Only about 2/3 of the sturddlefish survived longer than a month and only about 100 survived past a year. Hybrids often have health problems that limit their lifespans. Given how long-lived the parent species are, a healthy sturddlefish could live for a long time. 

The sturddlefish will live out their lives in the research institute and the scientists have no plans of making more. I don’t know if any of them are still alive. For a brief time, a new lifeform will have come into existence by sheer accident and will soon be extinct. May they Rest In Peace 

Image from a to d: Russian sturgeon, mostly sturgeon hybrid, even hybrid, American paddlefish

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lonely eyes but make it domestic

from this

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(Wrote a thing that was supposed to be a short caption but it got long, whoopsie poopsie.)

The first week after returning to his flat, Martin slept curled around a fire extinguisher. He shook out his clothes before dressing and checked every baseboard for holes, discoloration, any sign of Prentis’s worms. When he finally spotted one it was on his kitchen floor, turning the white tile brown beneath it. He went to smash it with a shoe, but hesitated.

It was weak, barely moving. Dying, most likely. Maybe it couldn’t survive separated from the swarm, or - and the thought made Martin’s stomach turn - from a host. A lone creature dying in his kitchen … even knowing what he knew, it was difficult for Martin to see it as a threat.

Keep reading

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A small Corruption!Martin I made in honor of a fic that @simpirals have been working hard on for a while. It’d be appreciated if folks would give it a read!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29850033/chapters/73449318

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What in the fanfic hell is this?? 😂😂

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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

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Listen a Christmas episode where Santa is real and Christmas magic is ultimately good is very on brand for het media, but, what if for dramatic twist, Santa turns out to be an entity and its up to John to kill evil Santa and he becomes the real santa with his eye powers?

"I can see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake, and I know you haven't been very good this year monster."

Honestly i've always thought that santa is a creepy voyeur who doesn't deal with nuances since he only has two modes "naughty and nice" so