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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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snivels pathetically... i miss when spotify like song button was a heart.....

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got a major pest problem this year actually

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i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true

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the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

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i think i’ll daydream about being loved for the rest of my life

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I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks