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“they’re too big for your mortal hands” - my girlfriend, about her boobs just now

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YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

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Ofc no one thinks I’m dating anybody

Are you dating @biggest-goldiest-fish?

@biggest-goldiest-fish

you Fool

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Oh shiiiiii it’s gunna get juicy

Y'all mind if I

*whips off sunglasses*

Talk about how much I love boyfriend

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I SWEAR TO FUKING GAWD IF YOU FOLLOW ME AND LIKE THIS STUFF THEN BUH-BYE

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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I WISH I WAS SEXY

THEN ALL THE HUMANS WOULD WANT ME

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What was Zeus’s stripper name?

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HOLY SHAT BOIS

I had my wisdom tooth removed

And OH SHUT IT HURTS

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straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

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“My nephew had the best interruption while trying to do his homework“

(Source)

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Perfect

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This is so wholesome

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IT sEEmZ IMPOsssIBLe

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Oh my efing gaud!!!!!!!!

I’m gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

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no talk with me im angy

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OMFG SO CUTE

PLEASE LOOK AT THIS PIC IT’S VERY IMPORTANT

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