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[bestodin]

Send "Rumor Has It..." And a rumor about my muse and see how they respond.

[bestodin]

How in blazes that man cannot anticipate the cat by the door after the umpteenth time.

Loki, call the Hellenic water god. Let him know we have his cat, twas chasing selkies by thine Mother's fjord.

@worstloki

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Ah, Loki.

Continue on thine "sick beat".

*Flips newspaper back up*

Oomf. Oomf. AUGH

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Hmm, did someone say something?

Oomf. Oomf. AUGH

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*Reading newspaper*

Oomf. Oomf. AUGH

[bestodin]

Forgive thine Bestfather for this horribly long delay.

This belongth upon thine sacred cold box.

What is Sleipnir's favourite snack? Do you use him for breeding? Have any of his foals showed any special properties? Does he have any bad habits?

Sleipie likes baked and cooled pumpkin, no I don't use him for breeding. He likes licking my head right before big speeches and is why I started wearing helms outside of battle.

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Thee art a kind fish

YOU ARE GORGEOUS

enjoy the rest of your day thank you

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Thine Allfather supports you and thine Poly Cube, Loki.

Save me Tesseract

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Odin, the Northern God of War by Valentine Cameron Prinsep

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Made another design in my series of pride Norse designs that I'm creating as a fuck you to nazis appropriating the runes and other symbols in hopes that if we can make designs of them that are so blatantly gay they won't want to touch them anymore. (Previous designs: Pride Loki Runes | Be Gay, Do Pride )

It's Yggdrasil (Norse tree of life) with the colors of the original pride flag in the tree/branches surrounded by rings in the colors of the triangle of the progress flag (representing BIPOC, Trans, and Intersex) (Design is transparent. Grey background is for visibility purposes)

Just like the previous designs, I'll be hosting the full-res file of this design as a free download on my Ko-Fi for people to use to make their own apparel/stickers/whatever. And also hosted on Threadless for those who can't print them on stuff themselves (or just don't feel like it) but still want something with this design on it. Each sale will also make an automatic donation to various LGBT+ charities like The Trevor Project and the National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network.

I'll be making more of these designs and also be taking requests for a bit if there are any pride rune/Norse designs anyone might want to see made, feel free to just drop them in my ask box!

[Edit: For some reason linking to the download on Ko-Fi hides this post in tags. No idea why, because the other posts were/are fine, but anyway there's a link to my Ko-Fi in my pinned post. Apologies for the inconvenience.]

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The Wild Hunt - AnatoFinnstark

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{Quotes:Nitya prakash/Richard siken ,crush}

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Huginn, twenty twenty three kristinnreckoning hath past, how doth thine quest to obtain for mine sons a fifth station of play?

KAW-KAW

Wall's Market you say?

KAW

Hrumph! Yes, it needs the disc player!

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^.~

[BRUNHILD, spoken]

We are the Valkyrjur

Goddesses of death

And proclaimers of heroes

[KARA, spoken]

Heroes like Æsa-Thor

[HLÖKK, spoken]

Honey you mean Æsa-thic

Woohoo, I'd like to make some sweet music—

[BRUNHILD, spoken]

Our story actually begins long before Æsa-Thor

Many eons ago

(sung)

Back when the world was new

The realm of Jord was down on her luck

And everywhere gigantic brutes called Jotnar ran amok

[KARA]

It was a nasty place!

There was a mess wherever you stepped

[BRUNHILD]

Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept

[KARA, spoken]

Woo! Sing it girlfriend

[Valkyrjur]

But then along came Odin

[BRUNHILD]

He hurled Gungnir

[Valkyrjur]

He zapped

[BRUNHILD]

Locked those suckers in a vault

[Valkyrjur]

They're trapped

And on his own stopped chaos in its track

And that's the Hamaval truth

The guy was too type Æ to just relax

[HJÖKK]

And that's the world's first dish

[KARA, spoken]

Yeah, baby

[ÖLRÚN]

Odin tamed the Ash tree while still in his youth

[Valkyrjur]

Though, honey, it may seem impossible

That's the hamaval truth

On Gold Asgarz, life was neat

And smooth as sweet mead

Though, honey, it may seem impossible

That's the hamaval truth

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I'M IN LOVE!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 YOU'RE A GENIUS, FRIEND!!!

[bestodin]

All too late, dear friend. All too late.

Have you learned enough yet, Allfather?

(motif designs originally by Jonas Lau Markussen; redraw of this)

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Mine son, you've already made me proud.

You earned my pride when you showed the wisdom to ask yourself these questions when I failed to prepare you for them.

One day, perhaps, I will make you proud. You've already made me proud.

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Earlier I watched Jim Carrey’s, How The Grinch Stole Christmas and noticed Anthony Hopkins was the narrator. Anyway Odin reading this story to the kids ❤️