belowaverageperson123

[belowaverageperson123]

The motto for every competitive game is just:

"Everyone i beat is dog shit and anyone who beats me needs to touch grass"

[belowaverageperson123]

Dad: *spends 15 minutes insulting what i do in my free time*

Dad: "I'm not insulting you or anything"

*Dad continues for another 15 minutes*

[belowaverageperson123]

My fellow LGBTQ+ eventhough I'm the last person you should be taking advice from there is one reason you should tough it out and suffer through this

DO NOT LET THIS WRINKLED ORANGE PEEL LOOKING ASS NIGGA OUT LIVE YOU

This is definitely the type of nigga to celebrate that the "woke left" Are dying off because he won

If anything know that there's a light at the end of thw tunnel

And that is that one day you will wake up to the news head line "former president Donald Trump fucken died"

And that will be a glorious day when we will celebrate like we won the lottery

[belowaverageperson123]

It's weird when people ask me what's my type cause when I tell them that im not interested in relationships right now their like

"But if you where then what would your type be" and no matter how many times I say I don't have a type cause I'm not looking for a relationship

They think if they ask me enough I'll just pull an answer out of my ass that was hiding from them

[belowaverageperson123]

Stages of getting out of bed

1. Refusal: You do not wanna get out of bed

2. Depression: sit on side of bed for 30mins wondering if you should just go back to bed

3. Anger: while getting ready for the day you're angry at whatever is making you have to get up

4. Acceptance while still angry you Accept that you still have to go to your thing

5. Attempted Awakening: you will remain tired till you get back home for the day

[belowaverageperson123]

5pm: too! I got this cool idea I'm gonna draw it

5-10pm: *does everything except draw*

10pm: man I don't feel like drawing anymore I'll do it tomorrow

[belowaverageperson123]

Idk why but just being in school just makes me more stressed like I dint have any missing assignments my grades aren't bad (yet) But I'm for some reason still worried that I'll come into class one day and get told that I got an assignment assigned to me that was worth 90% my grade cause they felt like it and I was supposed to do it yesterday.

[belowaverageperson123]

Please watch this video I spent all day making it

https://youtu.be/QbcJsxjQgQw?si=RqRM2VJV1mf8_6It

[belowaverageperson123]

Me: *in court*

Judge: you are here for an account of murder how do you ple

Me: judge shut the fuck up you wasn't even there

[belowaverageperson123]

Ngl school has been causing me to develop an ich at the back of my throat that only the barrel of a gun can scratch

And yaknow I probably won't go through with it Cause I'm a bitch but the option is always there

[belowaverageperson123]

Trust me no one hates furries more than furries trust me it will never be more easy to hate a group of people them when you surround yourself with them

[belowaverageperson123]

Wtf you guys lied to me I uninstalled twitter like a month ago and the depression is still here

[belowaverageperson123]

[belowaverageperson123]

Me: *starts playing CS 2 and aimlabs to improve aim to get better at overwatch*

Also me:*proceeds to pick rien, junk, and reaper*

[belowaverageperson123]

One day your normal

Then you blink and your a furry on reddit wondering wtf happened

[belowaverageperson123]

I have my alarm set to play a random song from my Spotify Playlist which is fine most of the time

But every now and then I got bkasted by death of God's will or death oddesy

And since I sleep with my phone relatively close to my head every morning I play Russian roulette with my ears

[belowaverageperson123]

Trying to forget someone I thought was a friend but for some reason because we had mabye 2 conversations my brain thinks it's. Good idea to let them live rent free in my head

And when I say 2 conversations I mean that the rest of the time was me trying to start a conversation and getting a response