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bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

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dudes who are normal will be like im joker insane but women who have not felt real since they were seven will be like im average normal

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sometimes i’m like “what am i so scared of?” and then remember that everything is so scary

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I’m simultaneously the most obsessive most detached girl in the world

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there's something comforting about a middle aged man reassuring you like where is my father i guess this will do

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no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it

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the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

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No rizz just fear of abandonment

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Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.

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my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

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Waiting for the right moment.

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Millennial white women's obsession with the word "kiddo" specifically should be studied