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Some kid just gave us a slide presentation on a class called „lettuce 101“ and how it’s required to graduate high school.

At first I thought it was a joke, a „pool on the roof“, but turns out he’s right. Lettuce 101 is real. If you didn’t do it, you weren’t supposed to graduate. He researched it so well, it maddened reason itself. How did I not realize I need to take that class??

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Currently in my Chemistry 1 (HON) class (Highschool) and the teacher is wondering why nobody will talk. The program this specific class is in at our school has it set up so it’s only the kids who worked hard for the class, and those are the kids who follow school rules, such as not talking in class. It’s dead silent and the teacher has no idea why. What did we think would happen when we told kids to sit down and shut up for the last 12 years?

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TO SHAME, FOR YOU HAVE NO SOUL. HIS EYES ARE TO BE PERCEIVED THROUGH THY BEHOLDER. HE IS BUT A VOICE IN THE CHOIR OF THE SKY, YOU ARE BUT NOTHING TO SAY FOR THOSE WHO NOUGHT SPEAK! ITS YOU WHO IS PUTTING MALICE INTO THE BEING, IT IS YOU WHO CONTAINS SUCH THOUGHTS. LOOK INWARDS AND REFLECT APON THYSELF, FOR YOU ARE THE CULPRIT TO YOUR OWN DESIRE. SHAME.

ik that it's like, in, to be like 'crows are so cool and weird and I love them' but this one crow has been following me for 2+ years across multiple cities and it feels more like a blessing than a curse

If anyone knows how to make it stop, I'm all ears

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YOU DARE SAY SUCH THINGS KNOWING DAMN WELL THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WOULD KILL TWICE OVER FOR SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY?? TO SHAME. HE IS YOUR GUIDE NOW, YOUR OVERSEER. LET HIM GUIDE YOU.

ik that it's like, in, to be like 'crows are so cool and weird and I love them' but this one crow has been following me for 2+ years across multiple cities and it feels more like a blessing than a curse

If anyone knows how to make it stop, I'm all ears

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Busy thinking about the fact that last year my Spanish teacher said „you’re really good at your pronounciation and general speaking, but you gotta stop playing games about the cartel, you sound like a drug dealer.“ so yeah that’s how I learned my Spanish is criminally good.

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Someone, PLEASE, draw this.

remove your hats and check marks already. I don't care if they were gifted. Not a good look for you

cranky because i have a stack of little hats on

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AAAAAAA I HAVE A NEW FAVORITE BRID

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What kind of bike is this? Def a Honda, but I’m not into bikes and don’t know what to look for, just thought this was rlly cool.

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Saving this post for future reference

I made an art/anatomy tutorial about birds! I hope people will find it helpful!

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> Be me, teenager in high school

>sit next to a senior I’ve been talking to abt cars recently, he prob thinks I’m annoying

>hes near this guy who looks to be unhygienic but i just ignore him

>im in between the two when unhygienic guy starts throwing one of those plastic to-go cereal cups at one of his friends

>they’re teenage boys, so I just ignore their antics

>at some point unhygienic guy sits up, lifting his rear off the ground while trying to throw the cup

>THIS UNLEASHES THE MOST UNHOLY STENCH EVER EACH TIME HE SITS UP

> THIS MAN DOES NOT WIPE. Any time this man lifts his ass up I am exposed to the most vile, putrid cloud of radioactive waste straight from the source. I’m actually trying not to gag or vomit given the level of blunt force stench coming from this man. If a medieval serf were exposed to this sensory war crime, they would die on the spot from an absolute mental stimulus overload of unquelled rancid stink.

>I cannot take this anymore but the unhygienic guy and senior have me in a corner so I can’t really get up without touching unhygienic guy, who takes up a lot of space

>cough a lot from the smell

>unhygienic guy fusses at me for coughing too much (???) and tells me to stop

>keep my mouth shut just bc I don’t want to taste the stench

>finally he gets up to stretch, rear end facing me

>I actually gag hard asf

>he glares at me as if he didn’t smell like the elephants foot at Chernobyl

>“sorry.“

>time passes, I can’t take this anymore.

>about to actually puke

>FUCKING VAULT OVER THIS GUY

>somehow don’t throw up

>he gets offended and goes to teacher

>tf you’re in Highschool, take a shower or at least wipe.

>teacher is trying to back a few feet away from this dude as he tries to get me in detention

>teacher says he‘ll talk to me later just to get him to go away.

>fml.

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I got u bro. This is the only reliable/sniff test passing one I could find.

Are there any photos of crows under infrared light? I guess they would appear black and white but curious if there's any

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Real.

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THE ELEVATORS, MASON. WHAT DO THE ELEVATORS MEAN?

Elevators are just up-down cars 🚗

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This implies the existence of so many other gackle faces and I’m here for it

Common Grackle (Quiscalus quiscula)

April 10. 2024

Southeastern Pennsylvania

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God dammit, I knew it! The elevators! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

Elevators are just up-down cars 🚗

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As a crow follower, I am truly sorry for your loss. Breadsticks was a beautiful bird and will lay rest in comfort and peace. We will miss you, breadsticks.

Everything is so dull now that Breadsticks is gone, I knew this day would come but I didn't think it would happen so soon. Visiting them and seeing them be happy really cleared my mind of all my worries. They are far too young to have gone and had babies (just about a year old) so it's not that. They likely should have stayed around with their parents and helped out with their new siblings but are completely gone. So all more than likely Breadsticks is really gone after been missing for this long. I'm torn right now

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Was?? Who stole your autism??

Elevators are just up-down cars 🚗