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This here, this is why I love spending my days with toddlers. Not five minutes before, the boys were all fighting over a toy and then who was going to be lineleader and who knows what else.... But kids don't hold grudges. They just love each other. It's unconditional. Can't we all just act like three year olds?
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See ya later, LootCrate. Seriously, a Pikachu hat?!?! What happened to limited edition, exclusive products? What self respecting nerd doesn't have a Pikachu hat in their home already? That's some beginner geek right there. Out of the three of us, we didn't find one item to be impressed with this month. Bye bye LootCrate! You were fun for like 5 minutes
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Little punny treats my kids made their parents for Back to School night. I have an entire class of boys this year, thought the puppy theme was fitting. :) (not actual dog bones, they are cookies and they are delicious!) #preschool #prek3
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I CANNOT wait!!!! #villians #dcvillains #oswaldcobblepot #edwardnygma
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Roz loves when dad is the DJ.
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Look at this poor neglected dog. He has it so rough. No one offered him a turkey burger.
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This book literally ended with me throwing it across the room and sobbing. I then made Roz read it, who was in tears afterward. We just found out they are making it into a movie. I suggest you don't go see it with us, because there will be lots of chocolate, hugging and ugly crying. #amonstercalls #patrickness #bookstagram
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Cheat meal, ya'll. Cover everything in Ranch! (And cheese and bacon and wash it down with frappucinos.) #noregrets #jklotsofregrets (at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers)
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Pretty epic fam movie night with this cinematic masterpiece. #letsgetitblartedinhere #causethepartydontblarttilliwalkin #whoblarted #
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Ready or not, here they come! #backtoschool2015
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Introducing Roz to Say Anything tonight and the heartbreaking lovely character known as Lloyd Dobler. I feel in love with this character as a teen, now it's her turn. Every girl needs a Lloyd Dobler. #sayanything #lloyddobler #johncusack
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