Did you know that I am half mermaid? I just got the human half.
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“Well, is there something you really like to do?”
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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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black cat eating a whole rotisserie chicken while Mamma Mia by ABBA plays in the background
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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”
So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”
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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????
its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????………………………..
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