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This looks like fun! I always need new music

@horce-divorce @audliminal @derecho-noah @amazonprimebox @emo-oreo @aroace-menace @teaandcatsmakemyday

put your ‘on repeat’ playlist on shuffle & let your friends pick their favorite of the first five songs!

I just saw this tag game on my dashboard and I thought it would be funny to play! Tagging my beloved moots to go on with this Spotify game @huntressofartemis001 @lunacchy @baekhyunsbestie @nelyastudies 🫣

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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

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Americans really really need to be less paranoid and more capable of tolerating minor discomfort in public. Not everyone is a pervert/rapist/strangler/fiend. In fact, very few people are. Treating every violation of normal order as though it is a threat is why people are getting shot for turning around in a stranger's driveway. This happens within the frameworks of basically every ideology present in American culture. It is an American illness. If your vision of the world doesn't have room for saying "I'm sure it's nothing" then you really gotta work some shit out.

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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

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the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me

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ronda slater, what I need is: a contemplation of bisexuality, from bi any other name: bisexual people speak out, edited by Lorraine Hutchins and Lani Kaahumanu, 1991

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I think dudes who say shit like “I couldn’t love a child that wasn’t mine” shouldn’t have kids

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Jelly cycle, gamblin ink on kitakata paper, hand pressed

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hi, are you someone who is pained, chronically? well unfortunately i dont have any good news for you, but i did make a tumblr community for us chronic pain havers, if u wanna come hang out in my sweet blanket fort. metaphorically speaking. yes emotional pain absolutely counts 👍 join us, if you want to

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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

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I love The Golden Girls.

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Little life advice:

Everyone who says not to set your stove clock or microwave clock because you won't use them and don't look at them anyway is lying.

Set them.

Because sometimes, you will come come from a week away when no one was in your home, and see the stove and microwave clocks blinking and go, "Oh shit, the power went out while I was gone, even though it's clearly back, which means every single thing in my fridge and freezer might have gotten room temperature and refrozen, and will give me food poisoning."

And it will be the only indication whatsoever not to eat it.

Anyway, just got back from the grocery store, but at least I don't have botulism.

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Excited to be here!

I'm an artist who's into all things cute, colorful and shiny! I started out as a foiling artist and now I'm exploring digital painting.

Here is my latest collection of paintings celebrating the four seasons and capybaras!

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There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.