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"Don’t make a girl a promise… if you know you can’t keep it."

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girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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Piper Chapman comebacks 1x11 | 2x11

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why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

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Odd Squad

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at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

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ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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Famous Movies Scenes depicted as Children’s Books [X]

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Do this for me and I'll propose

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