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The 99 cents store 🫣

Yes, hi, where can I buy a Tom Holland??

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Juliette: *unconscious because emmaline is inside her head*

Kenji: Mrs.Keisha. Mrs.Keisha!

Winston Brendan and Ian:awww she fucking dead

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Yes I’m reading imagine me therefore I’m making memes before I finish the book

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Kenji: *recording Brendan and Winston *

Kenji: 🎶two bro’s chilling in a white tent five feet apart because they are totally gay yet unwilling to admit their feeling towards one another because, oh no, they could actually be happy🎶

Winston: *this close to murdering kenji 👌*

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Hug by s-wyzs

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It is so not fair that Allison gets to punch Luther but I can’t 😤😤😤

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Sam: Silver bullets?

Dean: yeah enough to make her rattle like a change purse.

#thisisanactuallinewtf

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It’s low key amazing though❤️

Dakota’s Birthday

Me: *posts everywhere about it, attacking from all fronts, screaming happy birthday*

Dakota: “What the hell?”

Me: “Muahahahaha, happy birthday!”

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Yes. Idk why I even read this but I love it

Dean goes on a terrible Tinder date. Cas is the waiter and sees the whole thing. “I can do way better than that.”

also on ao3

Cas notices it about two minutes after they’ve sat down. Actually, he notices it before, when the guy pulls Dean’s chair for him, and Dean looks a bit dumbfounded and clears his throat like he does when he’s uncomfortable. Cas is immediately on high alert.

Dean’s been a client here for a while – bringing dates, friends, or even sometimes dining alone. He’s friendly, a generous tipper, and his warm laughter makes Castiel weak in the knees. Also, he’s ridiculously attractive.

Which is why Castiel doesn’t understand what he’s doing, week after week, with a different and insufferable date. He understands why Dean always end up taking a cab alone at the end of the night, though. Cas knows this because he’s usually on his break, hanging out on his phone in the back alley, when Dean leaves, and Dean stops to chat with him if he’s managed to escape alone. It’s how Cas learned his name and the very few other details he knows about him – like the intricate pattern of freckles scattered on his cheek, and the fact that he’s a mechanic and owns his own body shop. It’s how he knows that there’s nothing in the world Dean loves more than his little brother, even though his car comes pretty close second.

It’s also how he knows that one of those dates deserve him, but the mystery remains of why he’s dating them in the first place. Dean shouldn’t be trolling for dates on a stupid hookup app – people should be lining up in the street for a chance to be with him.

That man should be loved and cherished every single day, and if Cas had a chance with someone like that… But he chases those ridiculous thoughts away as he makes eye contact with Dean from across the room. He can see already that this is going to be another bad one, just from the way Dean glances around with a contrite look on his face as his date keeps talking about his very scientific workout and diet in details. 

Cas can only see the back of the other man – broad shoulders in an expensive suit, a haircut worth at least 200$, and too many rings on his large fingers. Their eyes connect again, Dean’s widen in a please help me way Cas knows too well. 

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Death: I have come to claim you

Cassian: Okay let me ask nesta

Death: Not again, that’s not how this w—

Cassian: She said yes, *grabs coat* are you ready to go?

Death:...

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Leaf:*skitters across driveway*

Madelyn: ahahahahahahahahah that’s hilarious *hysetrical laughing*

Dogs: Bork Bork

Leaf:*Grows arms*square up ~•_•~

@faedemonqueen

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Sams prissy little panic attack was the best 36 seconds of my life

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J2 + Jensen making Jared laugh uwu

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This mishapocalypse is upon us

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Let me just say that Allison deserves way better than rude, self-centered, bitter about going to the moon, monkey Boi.

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Diego: So Luther you got a bone to pick?

Luther: Excuse me? I haven’t even talked to you all day

Diego: I heard you were picking fun at Klaus.

Luther: yeah well he w——

Diego: I WONT HESITATE BITCH!

(Diego throws three knives so they land around his head)

Luther: CALM DOWN OKAY? IM JUST PISSED DAD SENT ME TO THE MOON FOR FOUR YEARS FOR LITERALLY NOTHING.

Diego: Dude that was two decades ago

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Luther: Boo!

Diego: STAAAWP. YOU ALMOST MADE ME DROP MY Croissant