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Yet another reason to hate Donald Trump

the dudes a fucking gemini

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The signs in high school

Aries: the jock that’s chilling with no makeup on bc they comfortable like that ya dig

Taurus: the person that saves your fucking life before class bc they let you copy their homework clap clap for the homie g

Gemini: the girl who is known for partying all the time ;) ;) not throwing shade or anything lmaoo

Cancer: the emo kid who has GREAT taste in music

Leo: QUEEN (or king) FUCKING B FAM

Virgo: the stoner who aces all their goddamn tests and lends you their notes all the time, u the real mvp 

Libra: the sweetheart who’s friends with everyone and always shows up five minutes late to class with some variation of take-out coffee in their hand

Scorpio: the kid in the back of the class who you thought was a vampire, but nah turns out they just enjoy drinking blood

Sagittarius: that one kid who’s always smoking cigs in the school parking lot or drinking and dgaf

Capricorn: top of the class and secretly wants to kill everyone bc they’re fucking idiots

Aquarius: the hipster that doesn’t even know they’re hipster, they jus doing their own thing

Pisces: the one the teacher always calls on in class to see if they’re paying attention. surprise, they weren’t

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hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

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the “oh shit it’s 4am squad”

Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces

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Signs when insulted

Destroys you:Aries, Gemini, Scorpio

Cries:Cancer, Pisces

Laughs:Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Doesn't give a shit:Leo, Libra, Capricorn, Virgo

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Beautiful things that the signs do

Aries: Looks into your eyes and soul Taurus: Makes you laugh when you don’t even want to smile Gemini: Makes you feel so beautiful Cancer: Loves you even more at your absolute worst Leo: Sticks with you through thick and thin Virgo: Worries and cares about more than you know Libra: Will buy you coffee and long drives Scorpio: they love to get to know the real you Sagittarius: they never leave you no matter what Capricorn: Takes care of everyone Aquarius: Has special relationship with everyone around them Pisces: Will go to dinner with you and talk about whatever you want and Listens

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do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

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if this isn’t inspirational idk what is 

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the signs advice when you're having boy troubles

*before you've even said anything* "lmao dump him": Capricorn, ARIES, Gemini

"you gave a boy??? power to hurt you??? a b o y?": Leo, Libra, SCORPIO

"ummm same?? i was just about to come to you???": Cancer, Virgo, PISCES

*gives you super deep advice then ends it with "...but idk" so they're not responsible for the outcome*: AQUARIUS, Sagittarius, Taurus

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imagine what its like to work at buzzfeed

your boss asks you to grow out your pubes for a month. you ask dave from accounting if he wants to go out for a drink but hes on a ketchup cleanse this week. you need to find sheila to get her figures for this quarter but shes away Trying Transcendental Puppy Kale Yoga For The First Time. you get roped in to do a taste test for slow cooked yoghurt and now you’re stressed because you can’t find the perfect gif for your ‘What Does Your Favourite Game of Thrones Buttplug Say About You?’ listicle

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concept: time doesn’t exist. you and i are sitting on a bed sharing a smoothie. you think you’re falling in love with me. you’re getting butterflies in your stomach. little do you know that i actually poisoned the smoothie and you start to choke. im running as fast i can with the Russian military yelling in my earpiece but i don’t speak Russian. i realize then that i had also poisoned myself. we are both yelling.

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The signs as types of love

Aries: Fierce and passionate love

Taurus: Soft, sweet love

Gemini: Childlike, exuberant love while at the same time provides you with a reason to live

Cancer: The type of love where you deeply desire to care for the other person

Leo: Love where you strongly admire your partner

Virgo: Love that helps you self improve, and vice versa

Libra: Love that involves a lot of doting and adoration

Scorpio: Love that began as deep intrigue 

Sagittarius: Love that inspires you about life and the world around you

Capricorn: Love that makes you feel important

Aquarius: Love that opens up your mind and personality

Pisces: Love that started out as a mutual fawning, day dreaming love

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the signs as tastes

sweet: cancer, libra, pisces

sour: gemini, sagittarius, aquarius

salty: aries, virgo

bitter: leo, scorpio

savory: taurus, capricorn

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The signs roles in squads

Mother hens: Cancer, Leo, Taurus, Virgo

Rebellious teens: Aries, Aquarius, Gemini, Libra

Drunk grandmas: Scorpio, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Pisces

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The signs don't like

Arians don’t like being ignored 

Taureans don’t like being misunderstood

Geminis don’t like being belittled

Cancers don’t like being criticized

Leos don’t like being a second choice

Virgos don’t like being underappreciated

Libras don’t like being ridiculed

Scorpios don’t like being forgotten

Sagittarians don’t like being lied to

Capricorns don’t like being pushed around by people

Aquarians hate being one-upped

Pisces don’t like being underestimated

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The "Awkwardness is the epitome of their very being" Squad

Pisces, AQUARIUS, CAPRICORN, Sagittarius