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this is fine.

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List of things I’ve made fun of:

Last Updated: 24 June 2021

Poking fun at the official stickers

all stickers from https://www.arknights.global/fankit !!!

Aak, the being of chaos

the long Shirayuki creature

Wei’s empty wallet is a mood

Vermeil would hunt me down for this bad pun

Talulah is not impressed

stressed out Amiya is a mood

Magallan running like the wind

Meteorite something something explosions

Jessica sits in pit to contemplate life

Breeze and the Fluff

Untitled Duck Reference

And thus Exusiai went into an apple pie-induced coma...

the Struggle is real, Amiya

Kitties tend to kidnap the Doctor

silence. the rainbow barf speaks.

Gloomy Operators

Hellagur retiring w/ Aak & Warfarin

Poor Skyfire

Firewatch is so done lmao

Signing away my sanity and soul

look how cute Ceobe is

Rosa: sips vodka

Podenco became a meme template

Signs that something will Go Wrong soon

A moment to appreciate Chiave

there was never any doubt that Phantom is a theatre kid

Appalled Weedy

I would die for these smiles

the arcana says it’s time to die

Thunder Goddess Leizi

Chiave’s gang did A Thing

I’m crying from how pretty Blemi is

Smug Surtr

Arene is me as a student

Surtr’s regret

Look how cute bunny Ch’en is!!!!

Certified Chaos

Rosmontis is cute, but vengeful

the lion, the dragon, and the country of cats

“Revenge is bad!” “Okay but hear me out”

Ifrit makes bomb-ass bbq

Siege’s profile: she’s gonna be plot relevant later

Zima: underage drinking? never heard of it

Aak’s voicelines are gold

they bought Exusiai an extra gun because they love her

baths make Skadi sad :(

Doctor found the local drug dealers

Rosmontis is wholesome

Fungimist hates me

Chaotic Doctor at the slug races

Reasons why our last mission failed

the Doctor while in Chernobog, but in fluffy pajamas

Elysium makes bad decisions

Goals and Ambitions sorta-mini-series

Reasonable things to want in the world

Therapy. They’re asking for therapy.

They ALL need therapy

Operators’ hair moving in idle sprites

Making fun of how much wind blows past Elysium

Tierlist of what causes their hair to move

Headcanons

flag FIGHT flag FIGHT *cackles*

sirens? yes i agree all with the sirens

Moments of zero sanity

Thank you for the cookies Hung

me when i panic

Rhodes Island’s sugar hoard

Thorns, please carry me in the event (Fungimist)

Yeeters and Yoinkers (yeehaw)

Let’s just brute force it

We’re constantly in debt

Experiencing shrooms precariously through Ceobe

Doctor’s hubris

I stole a saxophone (Fungimist)

I require more healing (Fungimist)

Ceobe is a chaotic dog and I love her

Ceobe is a chaotic dog and I love her, part 2

Wow, that’s a thing

Mostima’s ID is weird

missing Penguin Logistics IDs

the Spanish Inquisition

Aak is a non-licensed Harmacist™

Ch’en’s height

Thorns is uh something

the closest to nsfw this blog has gone because biology

Liskarm and Vanilla’s home countries

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Hey y’all, it’s been a while!

I haven’t been shitposting lately because my interests have been drifting to other things, but I’m still playing Arknights daily so there will be posts again, just not for a while.

I’ll try and get a masterlist up in the next few days (or weeks, depending on how distracted I get...) so anyone new who wanders by can look through the blog more easily!

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WAIT IS THAT

OH GOD IT IS

TINY ADORABLE BUNNY CH’EN SITTING IN A HUMAN-SIZED WHEELCHAIR AND A BUNNY-SIZED CHAIR

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“why did i agree to work for these guys again?”

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literally how i sit in lectures

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smug surtr: i got ice cream >:^)

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“Don’t worry! Leave it to me!”

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“...Kal’tsit is gonna kick our asses.”

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“mfw elysium steals my smoothie”

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DEATH TO ALL ENEMIES

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weedy when she sees a mess in the halls:

*proceeds to blast the responsible party with her cannon*

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thanks phantom

the dramatic lighting is a nice touch and i think the doctor appreciates it

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My favorite takeaways of Chiave’s voicelines:

He deeply trusts Aosta

He does not think ahead

He has Aosta think ahead for him

Basically: poor Aosta lmao

“Considering his personality, sometimes even I wonder why no one’s beaten Chiave to death yet.“

--Aosta, Talk 2

“oh shit did i do that?”

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up to no good™

smirk of mischief

“aaK NO”

“AAK YES”

boutta blow shit up

thinking up more stupid things to bet on

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is this a pigeon?