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Harold what are your thoughts on Aliens.

... They’re okay.

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Can’t go to jail if they can’t catch you

I’M NOT FIT EITHER!

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So, do you plan on storming area 51 with us?

Do I look like a guy that likes to sit in jail? Nope.

... There could also be aliens there, and I don’t wanna be abducted by those either.

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RIP ask blog ,rest in plushies this thing was awesome for what it was, it made me smile on some days i appreciate(and miss) you dude for all ya did

I mean... I’m still here. You can still send me asks if you want to.

((OOC under the cut plEASE READ IT ANON Edit: apparently a “read more” doesn’t fucking exist anymore so fuck it.))

((I’M STILL HERE ANON PLEASE DON’T THINK THIS BLOG IS TOTALLY DEAD I’M SORRY HDSFHDFJN))

((Honestly, I really do still want to run a Harold askblog, but I might... need to get around to making an entirely new blog for it. Start over fresh, you know? Some falling-outs with other askblog runners in the community kind of just... Soured things, and this blog wouldn’t be able to really interact with too many of them.))

((I do have another blog collecting dust in my list though, so I can probably just-- rename this one to “askharoldgloom-hasmoved” or something so this one can be archived, and put “askharoldgloom” over there... Once it’s set up to be a Harold askblog, of course.))

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arent you tired of being nice? dont you just wanna go apeshit

Uh. No. Being mean takes a lot more effort than being nice.

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Did you know that people ship you with the prince of stratosverse

Why the fuck would you do that.

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I'ma bring back the meme: Hewwo owo?

That meme expired years ago.

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How do you feel about the word m o i s t ?

That word’s weird.

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How do you feel About Lego's?

We’ve agreed to disagree. Stupid demon bricks…

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does wearing a rabbit head to comic con make me a furry?

It’s whatever you want it to be, dude. Putting a radish on my head doesn’t make me a vegetable.

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EAT THE SHOE, COWARD

EAT YOUR CEREAL LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, FOOL.

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u heaTHEN MILK IS FIRST

I’D RATHER EAT A SHOE THAN PUT MILK FIRST, IT’S NOT HOW YOU DO IT!!

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do u pour milk then cereal or cereal then pour milk

Who the hell puts milk first... You get so much less cereal that way...

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wAIT SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT HUGE STAFF LOOKIN" CANDY CANE IS YOUR WAND?!?!??!

It’s... a lollipop staff... technically...

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The monocle ask wasn't me. Here! *donut for good candy dude*

.....

*he takes the donut with a suspicious air.*

Uh, okay. Thanks.

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would you or would you not shop at a hot topic if given the chance

I dunno, maybe.

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Tell me where you keep your pennies, good sir

Somewhere.

((I thought this said something very, VERY different at first so I didn’t answer it right away...))