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how do you tell your ex you still love them??
you dont
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If you’re reading this, I’m your dad now.
Go cut the grass.
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woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that's so sweet, i--
woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
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does anyone have more pictures of dogs making this face? i need to start a collection
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Man in grocery store on phone with his wife: I thought you said two dozen.
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Man: Oh, that makes more sense.
Man: *starts taking twenty four cartons of eggs out of his cart*
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A beautiful feeling, when someone tells you “I wish I knew you earlier”.
(via nizariat)
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lmaoooo I entered ‘please’ at the checkout and they gave me 15% off I’m shook 👏🏼👏🏼
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when you see a hot guy wearing gray sweatpants
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Two actual pictures of me showing my everyday life…
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i hope my soulmate slept well last night
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